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@gymbrotron.bsky.social
welcome to my himbo headspace // likes attention but doesn’t know what to do with it // profile pic by @octoberjoe.bsky.social
i know it’s just dopamine
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i know it’s just dopamine
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one day the sadness will end. til then, berry mix fruit snacks before bed.
November 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
one day the sadness will end. til then, berry mix fruit snacks before bed.
i wonder how much water we’d save if men turned off their showers when filming themselves fuck and masturbate
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i wonder how much water we’d save if men turned off their showers when filming themselves fuck and masturbate
Every time I see the phrase “hungry hole” I start singing that Bruce Springsteen song he wrote for the Ramones
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Every time I see the phrase “hungry hole” I start singing that Bruce Springsteen song he wrote for the Ramones
I spent my monday holiday working out at the gym, cleaning the house, getting positively railed by a friend, then drinking margaritas and making a lovely stew. some days life is good
October 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I spent my monday holiday working out at the gym, cleaning the house, getting positively railed by a friend, then drinking margaritas and making a lovely stew. some days life is good
Forget top or bottom, I wanna know if you knock or message when you arrive at your trick’s door.
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Forget top or bottom, I wanna know if you knock or message when you arrive at your trick’s door.
just a couple of bros doing what bros do @alwayshunny.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
just a couple of bros doing what bros do @alwayshunny.bsky.social
i would have stayed but the tide was coming in
September 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i would have stayed but the tide was coming in
Cannot tell you how many times sniffies has saved me when I need a restroom in an unfamiliar city
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Cannot tell you how many times sniffies has saved me when I need a restroom in an unfamiliar city
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Working on my man-boobies 🤣💪
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Working on my man-boobies 🤣💪
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Hey! My first post on BlueSky. Looking forward to connecting with new people. ✌️
September 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hey! My first post on BlueSky. Looking forward to connecting with new people. ✌️
i wear glasses again, they’re cute right?
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
i wear glasses again, they’re cute right?
hot take: i love carly rae jepsen, but rejecting a guy who took her on a picnic because his mom made the food (and it was good!) is a dealbreaker that I can’t get behind
September 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
hot take: i love carly rae jepsen, but rejecting a guy who took her on a picnic because his mom made the food (and it was good!) is a dealbreaker that I can’t get behind
Finally bottomed again after taking the summer off, and godddd did it feel good. I’d gotten so anxious and in my head about it, but I’m excited to be back in the saddle and fully versatile once again ☺️
September 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Finally bottomed again after taking the summer off, and godddd did it feel good. I’d gotten so anxious and in my head about it, but I’m excited to be back in the saddle and fully versatile once again ☺️
AI images are such a turnoff, every time I scroll my feed I unfollow anyone sharing them
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
AI images are such a turnoff, every time I scroll my feed I unfollow anyone sharing them
what to wear in a heatwave #monochromemonday #mcm
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
what to wear in a heatwave #monochromemonday #mcm
15 Movies to Get to Know Me
1) Mean Girls
2) Priscilla
3) Hedwig
4) Hairspray (musical)
5) Pride
6) Swan Song (Todd Stephens)
7) Better Off Dead
8) Call Me by Your Name
9) Querelle
10) Dumb & Dumber
11) Tommy Boy
12) Into the Spider-verse
13) Deadpool
14) Can’t Stop the Music
15) White Christmas
1) Mean Girls
2) Priscilla
3) Hedwig
4) Hairspray (musical)
5) Pride
6) Swan Song (Todd Stephens)
7) Better Off Dead
8) Call Me by Your Name
9) Querelle
10) Dumb & Dumber
11) Tommy Boy
12) Into the Spider-verse
13) Deadpool
14) Can’t Stop the Music
15) White Christmas
15 Movies To Get To Know Me
1) Moulin Rouge
2)Titanic
3)Hereditary
4)The Sweetest Thing
5)Bridesmaids
6)Eternal Sunshine…
7)Spider-Man (Tobey/Kirsten)
8)Black Swan
9)Midsommar
10)Everything, Everywhere…
11)Chicago
12)The Little Mermaid
13)Beachrats
14)God’s Own Country
15)Death Becomes Her
1) Moulin Rouge
2)Titanic
3)Hereditary
4)The Sweetest Thing
5)Bridesmaids
6)Eternal Sunshine…
7)Spider-Man (Tobey/Kirsten)
8)Black Swan
9)Midsommar
10)Everything, Everywhere…
11)Chicago
12)The Little Mermaid
13)Beachrats
14)God’s Own Country
15)Death Becomes Her
15 movies to get to know me
1) Jurassic Park
2) The Royal Tenenbaums
3) Akira
4) Kill Bill 1
5) Princess Mononoke
6) Amelie
7) The Shining
8) The Thing
9) Alien
10) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
11) Your Name
12) Blue Velvet
13) The Host (2006)
14) The Princess Bride
15) The Rescuers: Down Under
1) Jurassic Park
2) The Royal Tenenbaums
3) Akira
4) Kill Bill 1
5) Princess Mononoke
6) Amelie
7) The Shining
8) The Thing
9) Alien
10) Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
11) Your Name
12) Blue Velvet
13) The Host (2006)
14) The Princess Bride
15) The Rescuers: Down Under
August 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
15 Movies to Get to Know Me
1) Mean Girls
2) Priscilla
3) Hedwig
4) Hairspray (musical)
5) Pride
6) Swan Song (Todd Stephens)
7) Better Off Dead
8) Call Me by Your Name
9) Querelle
10) Dumb & Dumber
11) Tommy Boy
12) Into the Spider-verse
13) Deadpool
14) Can’t Stop the Music
15) White Christmas
1) Mean Girls
2) Priscilla
3) Hedwig
4) Hairspray (musical)
5) Pride
6) Swan Song (Todd Stephens)
7) Better Off Dead
8) Call Me by Your Name
9) Querelle
10) Dumb & Dumber
11) Tommy Boy
12) Into the Spider-verse
13) Deadpool
14) Can’t Stop the Music
15) White Christmas
when soundcloud calls you a 🚬
August 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
when soundcloud calls you a 🚬
i sent this to my thirsty group chat bros but decided you horny bastards would enjoy it too
August 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i sent this to my thirsty group chat bros but decided you horny bastards would enjoy it too
i always lie when colleagues bring up this “twitter-alternative app called bluesky.” Like noooo, Brad, I’ve never heard of it tell me more, I don’t have one
August 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
i always lie when colleagues bring up this “twitter-alternative app called bluesky.” Like noooo, Brad, I’ve never heard of it tell me more, I don’t have one
finding my light in palm springs
July 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
finding my light in palm springs
