Up next…the “Hussein/Gaddafi cowering in a ditch” phase.

Feel like such an idiot for living my entire life under the assumption that if 🇺🇸 was ever under attack the president and I would be on the same side.

Will join your monastery and get to work!

Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed man.

Had it all but unfortunately ‘everything’ includes price-gouged eggs at Dierbergs.

Thanks. Always wondered.

Trick question. Must be sterling.

Indeed. Haters must chill.

Or Josh. Or Bailey. 🤢🤮

A Cabinet full of Baghdad Bobs clowning us 24/7.

As long as Canada can remain America’s Bonnet I’m cool with that.

Here in 🇺🇸 they’re often one and the same.

Weirdos gonna weirdo. He also wears socks in the bath.

Good point. Maybe just to force us to take Snowden back.

Keep waiting for someone to ask “So like if Russia invades us you’ll order our troops to fight for America, right? Sir..??”

That guy seems really fun and reasonable. And definitely a real live person.

Admittedly not well versed on this issue (tho generally supportive on weed matters) but what’s a school supposed to do if it would prefer not to have dispensary open up within 1000 ft? Buy all the land around it? Isn’t it normal to ask reps for help? Guessing there’s more here that I don’t get…

Well isn’t that special? (But seriously….what am I supposed to be be mad about here? Sorry…new to platform…)