Gylphie, The Dionysus of Dragons
@gylphie.bsky.social
28 | Mostly SFW, still +18 | I shitpost a lot here | Aro/Ace | Dragon, sometimes squid thing | Illicit Burrito Solicitor | Forget Not 💜
PFP by Neltruin | Banner includes art from Sonsasu, BonnieBovine, and Nawka | NSFW content at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social
PFP by Neltruin | Banner includes art from Sonsasu, BonnieBovine, and Nawka | NSFW content at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social
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Welcome new wave of lads. This is my SFW account that I try to keep good vibes on, RT cool art, shitpost, and just be more me than anything else.
For the NSFW art and thirstposting about belly, paws, big lady, and other on-brand stuff, it's at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social.
Welcome new wave of lads. This is my SFW account that I try to keep good vibes on, RT cool art, shitpost, and just be more me than anything else.
For the NSFW art and thirstposting about belly, paws, big lady, and other on-brand stuff, it's at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social.
I was going back through some trims to organize my new Abiotic Factor clips and came across one of my most insane Crucible plays of blinting with Fighting Lion and getting a triple no scope with a collat on top and the appropriate reaction from me 😂
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I was going back through some trims to organize my new Abiotic Factor clips and came across one of my most insane Crucible plays of blinting with Fighting Lion and getting a triple no scope with a collat on top and the appropriate reaction from me 😂
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November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I still cannot get over how insane it was to find the NPC in Reactors in Abiotic Factor. I legit flipped my shit as soon as I heard the voice because I was LITERALLY referencing him to the guys in my coop game when we were in Offices.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I still cannot get over how insane it was to find the NPC in Reactors in Abiotic Factor. I legit flipped my shit as soon as I heard the voice because I was LITERALLY referencing him to the guys in my coop game when we were in Offices.
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Actually me and I'm so sorry. Living +2 years of survival mode socially kneecapped me 😔
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Actually me and I'm so sorry. Living +2 years of survival mode socially kneecapped me 😔
I think everyone in a customer-facing job should be legally entitled to backhand one person a day.
Just imagine the societal benefits on public behavior when people have to worry about getting bitch slapped at any moment 😂
Just imagine the societal benefits on public behavior when people have to worry about getting bitch slapped at any moment 😂
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I think everyone in a customer-facing job should be legally entitled to backhand one person a day.
Just imagine the societal benefits on public behavior when people have to worry about getting bitch slapped at any moment 😂
Just imagine the societal benefits on public behavior when people have to worry about getting bitch slapped at any moment 😂
My DM said "radial mast" and no one knows why that particular term is so funny to me 😂
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My DM said "radial mast" and no one knows why that particular term is so funny to me 😂
You know
I think going surfing again or buying a kayak and kayaking the salt marshes might actually fix me
I think going surfing again or buying a kayak and kayaking the salt marshes might actually fix me
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 AM
You know
I think going surfing again or buying a kayak and kayaking the salt marshes might actually fix me
I think going surfing again or buying a kayak and kayaking the salt marshes might actually fix me
This is so insanely accurate to how Tiamat was slain tonight in my D&D game and I can't stop watching it 😂
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November 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This is so insanely accurate to how Tiamat was slain tonight in my D&D game and I can't stop watching it 😂
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November 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I read that Brennan Lee Mulligan is an antagonist trapped in a protagonist's body and I can't stop thinking about how true that is
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I read that Brennan Lee Mulligan is an antagonist trapped in a protagonist's body and I can't stop thinking about how true that is
Pathfinder Without Context Session 1
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pathfinder Without Context Session 1
Joining Skattebo's Twitch Discord server and the first thing I see is this 😂
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Joining Skattebo's Twitch Discord server and the first thing I see is this 😂
when you repairing that tank but you're dummy thick and the clap of your asscheeks keeps distracting your fellow engineers
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
when you repairing that tank but you're dummy thick and the clap of your asscheeks keeps distracting your fellow engineers
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leopard seal characters are so underrated and so damn good 😩
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
leopard seal characters are so underrated and so damn good 😩
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Yall I am fuckin cooking on my D&D character lore and worldbuilding right now because 1.5 years of writing is FINALLY converging and coming together.
I cannot wait for the epilogue of Luum and the final line to make two specific party members go "HOLUP WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALL HIM?"
I cannot wait for the epilogue of Luum and the final line to make two specific party members go "HOLUP WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALL HIM?"
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November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Yall I am fuckin cooking on my D&D character lore and worldbuilding right now because 1.5 years of writing is FINALLY converging and coming together.
I cannot wait for the epilogue of Luum and the final line to make two specific party members go "HOLUP WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALL HIM?"
I cannot wait for the epilogue of Luum and the final line to make two specific party members go "HOLUP WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE JUST CALL HIM?"
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November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
A campaign that began in 2017 FINALLY ends tonight with a battle against Tiamat and maaaaaaaaan I've been doing prep for every situation I can think of all day.
If I can survive the initial two rounds of setting up some insane DPR through buffs, it is insanely over for Tiamat 😈
If I can survive the initial two rounds of setting up some insane DPR through buffs, it is insanely over for Tiamat 😈
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A campaign that began in 2017 FINALLY ends tonight with a battle against Tiamat and maaaaaaaaan I've been doing prep for every situation I can think of all day.
If I can survive the initial two rounds of setting up some insane DPR through buffs, it is insanely over for Tiamat 😈
If I can survive the initial two rounds of setting up some insane DPR through buffs, it is insanely over for Tiamat 😈
I kind of want to find the SDK for Refractor 2 and begin making things in that again. It was my first dive into game development and was so much fun. I remember trying to make a Salzburg map centered around Hohensalzburg Fortress and thought it was so cool (it wasn't).
I am pretty sure I made better maps in Refractor 2 for BF2 when I was 13 than the pathetic failures we got in BF6. Legitimately could overlook every other thing in the game if not for the maps almost all being absolute dogshit. They legitimately drag a fantastic game to being mid.
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I kind of want to find the SDK for Refractor 2 and begin making things in that again. It was my first dive into game development and was so much fun. I remember trying to make a Salzburg map centered around Hohensalzburg Fortress and thought it was so cool (it wasn't).
I am pretty sure I made better maps in Refractor 2 for BF2 when I was 13 than the pathetic failures we got in BF6. Legitimately could overlook every other thing in the game if not for the maps almost all being absolute dogshit. They legitimately drag a fantastic game to being mid.
November 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am pretty sure I made better maps in Refractor 2 for BF2 when I was 13 than the pathetic failures we got in BF6. Legitimately could overlook every other thing in the game if not for the maps almost all being absolute dogshit. They legitimately drag a fantastic game to being mid.
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So I was watching Modern Family when I noticed something
Here me out
Here me out
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
So I was watching Modern Family when I noticed something
Here me out
Here me out
when your turn is coming up in combat during D&D but you got to shit
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
when your turn is coming up in combat during D&D but you got to shit
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