Mine was when the five year old looked at the bread roll his burger was in and said "do we not have a brioche?"

I got one of those from #vinylsanta. What a belting record

Public appearances can be deceptive, but he *really* doesn't seem the "pompous arrogant twat" type.

I'm Barry Scott, and I approve this opinion

My stupid record collection agrees

I'm just excited that the Mariners don't have to play.... Although, in order to have a rooting interest I bought a Red Sox hat today in a thrift store, in their role as Not-The-Yankees