“I am thankful for having freedom to choose thangs.”

-Dean Hardy, age 6

Y’all. John Jr. just asked for Mary Ingalls’ hand in marriage, and Pa said yes! But something about the uneasy tone of the extradiagetic music makes me think that things are not as rosy as they seem.

I know the movie doesn’t come out until Christmas, but I really feel like I need to get a head start on gatekeeping Bob Dylan.

Not you, Karly. You’re ok.

My dating app feed looks like a stack of mugshots from a meth lab bust.