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Gwen Spanner
@gwenspanner.bsky.social
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Deergirl gamer, retired vtuber.
Mostly just here to be a normal person now.
Generally 16+, occasionally 18+.
Also happens to be transsexual

Join my discord: discord.gg/6b8Ztwc

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The collection is almost complete. I think I might have a problem
A collection of Narnia media. listed from top left to bottom right there is on the top row: a box set of the original 7 books, a box set of the first 4 Episcopal TV-Radio Foundation Solo game books, a floppy disc of the word lifeware c64 game "Adventures in Narnia: Dawn Treader" and it's case, a metal box containing the full Family Radio Theatre production of Narnia, a box set of cassettes of the BBC radio 4 production of Narnia, in a box designed to look like a wardrobe; and on the bottom row: a book-end of a wardrobe on a yellow base, a VHS of the Childrens' Video Library animation of The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe (LWW), VHS's of the BBC TV productions of LWW; Prince Caspian; Voyage of The Dawn Treader (VDT); and The Silver Chair, a DVD of the extended edition of the Disney version of LWW, a Blu-Ray of the Disney version of Prince Caspian, a DVD of the Fox version of VDT, the Prince Caspian Wii game, the Prince Caspian Xbox game, the LWW PS2 game, the LWW pc game, the Disney LWW soundtrack CD, the LWW GBA game, 4 copies of the LWW DS game; one for each region it was released in (Europe, Northern Europe, US/Canada, Japan), the Prince Caspian DS game, and a book-end depicting the Faun Tumnus hiding behind the lamppost on a snowy landscape with some trees to his left; In front of the stack of media: a map of Narnia, and a promotional poster for the Narnia GBA/DS games
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Turns out that the Narnia 3 mobile game was never actually lost media, I just didn't look for it very hard. But now I found it and it's plays like a worse version of LWW DS/GBA.
Now the next thing to look for is the cancelled console version :3
A screenshot of a mobile game. the game world is an isometric/2d medieval fantasy style town with a man wearing a purple shirt standing in the middle. The game has a very large touchscreen movement controls overlayed on the left side and 2 attack buttons on the right. There is also a character portrait in the top left accompanied by red and blue bars to the character's health/magic points Screenshot from wikipedia, transcription: Cancelled console game Back in early 2009, Destructoid reported that video game developer Nihilistic Software was working on the video game for The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. This was substantiated by an online resume for Nestor Angeles on the Animator Database. It was then assumed that the game would be completed in coincidence with the film's release in December 2010. Less than a year thereafter it has been revealed that the video game adaptation of The Voyage of the Dawn Treader produced by Nihilistic Software was cancelled when Walt Disney Pictures (and therefore Disney Interactive) left the Narnia project in late 2008/early 2009.
September 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
gwenspanner.bsky.social
Ok this was worth it.
Look, it's me!* In the game! Antlers and deer legs and everything!

(*Kind of, Skyrims character creator is horrendous to use)
A screenshot from Skyrim, in third person view. The player is wearing a plain outfit of a dirty shirt and trousers, they also have antlers and ungulate legs
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I caved
A screenshot of the steam downloads tab showing Skyrim in the process of downloading
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Despite all the projects I've claimed to be working on recently, the thing I've actually been doing is making a save editor for Narnia DS, and today I made my first big discovery: the "Tumnus flashback" which makes no sense within the timeline, is actually just a dream according to the area name
A screenshot of the "load an existing save" screen from the Narnia DS game, showing a save file titled "Lucy's Nightmare" in slot 1 and "Lantern Wastes" in slot 2
August 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Finally! I have all 4, and now I wield ultimate power!
the spines of 4 different copies of the Narnia: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe DS game, 1 with a green triangle meaning it is the European version, one with a yellow triangle meaning it is the Northern European version, one with the US version's box art (it's actually the Canadian release, though you can't tell the difference from this image), and one with Japanese text reading "ナル二ア 国物語 / 第 1 章: ライオンと魔女". Incidentally, the game boxes are being held up between the thighs of a person wearing black tights
August 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Found some old backups of my Minecraft server and decided to look around them, so here's a then-and-now comparison of some of my builds
A screenshot from the game minecraft, the player is standing in a desert, looking down a minecart track, in the distance there is the outlines of a couple of tudor style timber framed buildings covered in a lot of dirt scaffolding A screenshot from the game Minecraft, the player is looking from the same perspective as the first image, in a desert, looking down 2 parallel Minecart tracks, there is a town in the distance with buildings of various build styles, mostly timber framed, some with walls of brick or clay, some entirely wooden. The buildings from the first image have been completely mostly hidden by the new additions, and stone walkways go back and forth through the town's skyline A screenshot of the game Minecraft, the player is standing on a tree, looking down at a wooden farmhouse, which is surrounded by small plots of wheat in a field at the edge of a forest, behind the farm there are 2 hills, on the left hill is a statue of a deer, on the right hill, there is a statue of a howling wolf and a flagpole holding transgender and lesbian pride flags, to the right of all that, there is a small structure made of fences and logs, and a wooden bridge stretching into the distance A screenshot of the game Minecraft, the same environment as the previous image, however everything is now covered in snow. The player is standing on a tree, looking down at a wooden farmhouse, which is surrounded by small plots of wheat in a field at the edge of a forest, the farmhouse now has a small garden with a pond that has frozen over, behind the farm there are 2 hills, on the left hill is a statue of a deer, on the right hill, there is a statue of a howling wolf and a flagpole holding transgender and lesbian pride flags, and a statue of technoblade, to the right of all that, the small structure from the previous image is now a train station platform, with a large white building attached.
August 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
gwenspanner.bsky.social
I do agree with you being spring.
I think mine is unfortunately pretty accurate too (except the first box).
A screenshot from the "season core test" trend, showing results for Gwen Spanner: Mid-Autumn core, traits: Remembers everything, Living worry doll, Sacrifices self for others, Can't say no, Detailed perfectionist, Considers others' comfort, Shy but wants to lead, Touched by small things, Anxious without plans
August 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Someone help, bluesky keeps sending blank notifications to my phone
The notifications interface from an android device, showing 3 notifications with the Bluesky logo and header, but no body text
July 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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It's barely been a week and the phantom x is already in my top 10 most played games on steam
A screenshot of a steam games library sorted by playtime, the games shown in order are: Earth Defense Force 6, 96.1 hours Skyrim, 85.2 hours Fallout New Vegas, 80.7 hours Celeste, 79.4 hours Persona 5 Scramble, 75.5 hours Stardew valley but it has been badly crossed out in red because it doesn't deserve to be this high on my list, 72.7 hours Elden Ring, 57 hours Earth Defense Force 4.1, 50.2 hours Earth Defense Force 5, 44.6 hours Kingdom 2 Crowns, 35.1 hours Persona 5 The Phantom X, 25.6 hours Undertale, 25.4 hours
July 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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A year ago I played Celeste for the first time, beat the main game but ended up rage quitting in the reflection B-side, today I finally returned and conquered it. Now that I'm finished with the level I can see why I quit. This single area caused me more deaths than my entire first playthrough
A screenshot of the stats screen from Celeste, which I took a year ago after my first playthrough, showing the first 7 levels beaten but with a very low % of completion, 1574 deaths, and a total playtime of 8 hours 23 minutes Another screenshot of the Celeste stats screen, which I took today, now showing the first 6 levels have 100% completion, and I want to specifically draw your attention to the deaths column for level 6: Reflection, which has 1585 deaths on it's B-side. Also the total playtime is now 50 hours 25 minutes
June 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Had to turn off some of my culling to get this shot, so here's that causing a phantom building to appear that should be hidden behind the things surrounding it.
A zoomed in picture of some brick stacks like in the original post, but a small stack is visible partially poking through a larger stack
June 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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There we go, something to look up at. Made a really stupid system for varying the height of walls.
So much for doing that design document lol
#gamedev
A computer render in a pixelated style of looking up at a skyline at night time, the skyline is made up of perfectly vertical piles of bricks of varying heights from 3 metres tall to some so tall that their tops are hidden in the darkness
June 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Good evening chat, I'm at an airport and extremely tired but I made a function to look up. Why? not sure yet.
Guess I gotta make some tall things for players to look up at
#Gamedev
A computer render with a pixelated art style, in first person perspective, of a person surrounded by brick walls, looking upwards at about a 45 degree angle, the daylight sky visible above them
June 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Ok so I also am experimenting with daylight lighting, which of course comes with it's own minor limitation of not being usable indoors because you can see the skybox beyond the render distance. Which is actually an issue with a lot of games so maybe I shouldn't worry too much
#gamedev
A computer render of a brick corridor with daylight visible in the distance
June 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Ok so I found the demon, it was buried under my bed, genuinely, buried amongst a pile of bones
The internal body and electronics of a Furby buried in a pile of animal bones, including the skulls of: a duck, a small bird, and I think 2 foxes
June 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Tidied up and upgraded my setup a little, now we got all the consoles integrated
A picture of a desk covered in various pieces of computer hardware and peripherals. From left to right, there is a microphone, a laptop on a raised stand with a playstation one underneath it, attached to the top of the laptop is a webcam with a Wii sensor bar stuck to it, a gaming mouse, a Switch and it's dock, a stream deck, a standalone monitor with a keyboard and mouse in front of it, and hidden behind it is an Xbox 360 and a Wii stacked vertically. There is a mess of cables running across the desk in all of the empty space
June 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Or I could skip all that nerd shit and replace my wall model with trees, then have to do some even nerdier shit because the graphics library I'm using doesn't handle transparent textures properly.
Also what do we think of 4:3 mode?
#Gamedev
A low poly render of a forest at night, a grid of tall, purple-ish trees stretches into the dark distance and their dense canopy obscures the sky. However the leaf textures aren't rendered properly so there are a lot of sharp black and white outlines around the branches The same scene as the first image, but it has been squashed from a 16:9 aspect ratio into a 4:3 aspect ratio
May 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Another slow development day because I had regular work, I just tweaked the shaders a little, replaced my (still temporary) wall texture with one that tiles properly, and removed the c++ console
If anyone wants to try this out, I might drop the executable in my discord discord.gg/6b8Ztwc
#Gamedev
A computer render of a brick room from a persons perspective in a pixelated art style, there are corridors branching off to the sides and the view fades into darkness a few metres away from the camera
May 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I have continued cooking, now the movement is much smoother, there's strafing, and bouncing when you try walking into a wall
#Gamedev
May 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Back on my bullshit but I might actually be cooking this time?
#Gamedev
May 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I think my design is the same as last time you did this, but here's me!
Congrats on 1k!
Gwen Spanner's 3d Vtuber model
April 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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So I accidentally got back into Lego and I've been designing a mini AT-AT from random parts I have about
A Lego build of the front half of an AT-AT from Star Wars
February 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Writing a new version of the lore document for my world, currently just have section titles for the major events and I just want to get extra eyes on this to see if I've forgotten anything or if it looks at all insane
Screenshot of a text document, transcript: Table of Contents Pre-History 2 The First Aeon 3 The Fae Era 4 Gleia’s Arrival and the Ascension of the Fae 4 The False Prophet Uprising 4 The Meteor and The Escape to the Otherworld 4 The Second Era 5 Developments of Early Civilisations 5 The Imperial Age 5 The Elves who went Underground 5 The Post-Imperial Age 5 The Cult of Necromancy 5 The Meteor Draining 6 The Third Era 7 The Formation of Spirits 7 Healing the Planet 7 Early Dwarven Civilisation 7 The Dwarven Industrial Revolution 7 The Deep Wars 7 The Return of the Fae 7 The Unified Era 9 The Founding Wars 9 The Banishment of Sheze’et 9 The Rise and Fall of New Empires 9 The Coming of the Outer Gods 9 The Second Aeon 10 The Hollow Era 11 The Sunless Years 11 The Mortal Rebellion 11
February 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I

Bought a harp
A photo of a harp
December 31, 2024 at 2:26 PM