🚨🚨 baby in a bean bag chair BABY IN A BEAN BAG CHAIR 🚨🚨

god knew i’d be too powerful if i had long skinny legs :// that’s why he gave me a thick juicy pixar mom dumptruck body :/ it’s the cross i was born to bear 😔

how do i tell my coworkers to kindly stop talking to me because i’m busy sexting my boyfriend trying to get him bricked up at work bc i’m bored

another day feeling like i’ve wasted 3 years at a job i will never grow in but can’t afford to quit

fuck french people why tf did she spell my name like this

this is me