Gwen
@gwenma.bsky.social
Big fan of cats, dogs and squirrels. Do not disparage the squirrel! Cilantro’s biggest enemy.
This is Big Gretch and Hazel Danger. They are the cutey-ootist. Ignore the dulcet tones of my husband’s stupid F-ing meeting in the background.
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
This is Big Gretch and Hazel Danger. They are the cutey-ootist. Ignore the dulcet tones of my husband’s stupid F-ing meeting in the background.
Ok this is Rickie Smalls in the foreground, Hazel Danger and Sassy Frassy in the background. I also have a Big Gretch (not pictured…give me a minute). Peninsula Humane Society cats of the day! I think you can DM me?? SF Bay Area local delivery available.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Ok this is Rickie Smalls in the foreground, Hazel Danger and Sassy Frassy in the background. I also have a Big Gretch (not pictured…give me a minute). Peninsula Humane Society cats of the day! I think you can DM me?? SF Bay Area local delivery available.
Adam Driver meet Hazel Danger. She’s my little orange foster girl who will be ready for adoption within the SF Bay Area in a few weeks.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Adam Driver meet Hazel Danger. She’s my little orange foster girl who will be ready for adoption within the SF Bay Area in a few weeks.
While I wouldn’t call this cute, there is a big payoff after a significant build up here. I promise nobody dislocated a shoulder.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
While I wouldn’t call this cute, there is a big payoff after a significant build up here. I promise nobody dislocated a shoulder.
My new foster kitten (orange girl!) peed on me and my new blanket, I lost the remote during cleanup and my preteen daughter lost her hairbrush. All before I had a sip of coffee. But you can help me name this little one!
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My new foster kitten (orange girl!) peed on me and my new blanket, I lost the remote during cleanup and my preteen daughter lost her hairbrush. All before I had a sip of coffee. But you can help me name this little one!
Jet puffed make color changing marshmallows now. I’m sure they’ll be banned in Louisiana soon, so hers your chance to feature them at your satanic movie ritual.
June 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Jet puffed make color changing marshmallows now. I’m sure they’ll be banned in Louisiana soon, so hers your chance to feature them at your satanic movie ritual.
Loki and his brother Hamilton are currently fostering the dragon twins. Foster dads are 5 years old. The twins are 4-5 weeks old now, adoptable in about 6 weeks!
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Loki and his brother Hamilton are currently fostering the dragon twins. Foster dads are 5 years old. The twins are 4-5 weeks old now, adoptable in about 6 weeks!
That was my own brain malfunctioning btw. 🤪Loki is currently being a rockstar foster dad to two dragon babies named Gryphon and Toothless but I will scratch his dopey little head later.
June 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That was my own brain malfunctioning btw. 🤪Loki is currently being a rockstar foster dad to two dragon babies named Gryphon and Toothless but I will scratch his dopey little head later.
Also named Alan, but with 1 L. First foster kitten!
May 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Also named Alan, but with 1 L. First foster kitten!
I love her, here is my Fatness
March 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I love her, here is my Fatness
My copy just came in today. It’s next on my tbr pile, I need to finish Babel first.
March 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My copy just came in today. It’s next on my tbr pile, I need to finish Babel first.
I’m so sorry. Here is a picture of Loki, one of my creamsicle orangeys looking adorable in front of his latter day brother Fatness who he beats up. It’s useful to be tiny and nimble and own it.
March 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’m so sorry. Here is a picture of Loki, one of my creamsicle orangeys looking adorable in front of his latter day brother Fatness who he beats up. It’s useful to be tiny and nimble and own it.
I just kissed them about 75 times each, is that how you do it? They seem really intent on sleeping for the 70th hour today.
March 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I just kissed them about 75 times each, is that how you do it? They seem really intent on sleeping for the 70th hour today.
I don’t do ebooks, but this sounds right up my alley so I got the hardback on Bookshop.org. I don’t know the economics of how authors get paid, but I assume you get more from the sale of a hardcover copy?
March 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I don’t do ebooks, but this sounds right up my alley so I got the hardback on Bookshop.org. I don’t know the economics of how authors get paid, but I assume you get more from the sale of a hardcover copy?
Our real northern border is the Maritime Border with Russia in the Bering strait. Firing Voast Guard commander because of “border security issues”. This combined with canadian fentanyl “problem” is telling us to look south. What dangerous thing are they planning up there?
February 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Our real northern border is the Maritime Border with Russia in the Bering strait. Firing Voast Guard commander because of “border security issues”. This combined with canadian fentanyl “problem” is telling us to look south. What dangerous thing are they planning up there?
Hi Scott! Since you are such a smarty pants, and we know everything Trump does is create distractions. I think these Gulf of America, and Canadian Fentanyl distractions are pulling our eyes south. Our true Northern Border is the Maritime border we have with Russia in the Bering Sea.
February 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hi Scott! Since you are such a smarty pants, and we know everything Trump does is create distractions. I think these Gulf of America, and Canadian Fentanyl distractions are pulling our eyes south. Our true Northern Border is the Maritime border we have with Russia in the Bering Sea.
Maritime border with Russia.
February 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Maritime border with Russia.
Lovely to meet you! I picked up this print at an auction and I LOVE it
January 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lovely to meet you! I picked up this print at an auction and I LOVE it
The sound of old timey coffee percolators is pretty good. But smacking my Buster’s side is better because it comes with a side of love and affection.
January 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
The sound of old timey coffee percolators is pretty good. But smacking my Buster’s side is better because it comes with a side of love and affection.
Guess what? He growled at me tonight. And now we just disagree. I love him so much! Fuck his gigantic booty!!
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Guess what? He growled at me tonight. And now we just disagree. I love him so much! Fuck his gigantic booty!!
I know, I’m sorry. To make up for it, here’s a picture of my cat as a kitten and now. His government name is Scout but he goes by Fatness.
December 6, 2024 at 6:01 AM
I know, I’m sorry. To make up for it, here’s a picture of my cat as a kitten and now. His government name is Scout but he goes by Fatness.
As a bay area resident, I did see that right at the same time my phone siren warning happened. It was really close to the same time. Unfortunately everyone panicked with the tsunami warning and Lululemon at the Hillsdale Mall felt they needed to close. And they kept the festive tagline at the top!
December 6, 2024 at 2:45 AM
As a bay area resident, I did see that right at the same time my phone siren warning happened. It was really close to the same time. Unfortunately everyone panicked with the tsunami warning and Lululemon at the Hillsdale Mall felt they needed to close. And they kept the festive tagline at the top!
Yeah the photographer guy right? I think his name is Dave Wagner, but I’ve deleted twitter so I’m unable to check. But here’s a picture of my cats.
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Yeah the photographer guy right? I think his name is Dave Wagner, but I’ve deleted twitter so I’m unable to check. But here’s a picture of my cats.
