Oh my god Chozo just call them lights like everybody else

The only pigs I need in the am. Good morning Blue Sky

This is the most Hulk Hogan way that he could die. Because who else but Hulk Hogan would see Ozzy Osbourne die and go "I can't let him upstage me, brother"

I know it’s not the most important thing currently. But I will forever be fascinated by the fact that the people surrounding Trump *constantly* look like Scooby Doo villains and people don’t talk about that fact!
In an age of optics, surely this proves that it means nothing.

There should be a big button labeled “MISTRIAL” that causes the ground to open up beneath the courthouse and swallow it whole.

When a government starts by stripping rights from a vulnerable group, it’s not the end goal—it’s the opening move. What’s tested on the marginalized today is used on everyone else tomorrow.

@garybutterfield.bsky.social was it you or @kaye.zone that put me onto @totalusrankium.bsky.social? Either way thank youz Absolutely loving the American presidents so far. Just finished John Tyler, what a douche.

I have an obsession with the Sonic lego I think. To be fair though I was always trying to build Lego Sonic minifigs and robots to fight when I was a kid

One thing I don't think relentlessly positive people account for is that sometimes you really, really want to complain and rag on shit, even if it's just to process outloud

@koleross.bsky.social goddamn I am so unbelievably happy for u!!! ❤️❤️❤️ My ex and I had our radar tuned in on you for the last year or so, (getting them egg vibes) and to know it’s true! GAH I am unbelievably excited for your journey, u have a great community here to support you and I wish u the best!