There should be an opposite version of touch grass for those who don’t know how to act in public. Touch concrete pls <3

Can other animals be concussed?

Stocks doesn’t even sound like a real word anymore….I fear for the day I accidentally say stonks in a professional environment

We will always remember Mr Peanut and curse the Nutmobile collision and subsequent explosion that led to his death 😔

Really wish I could dive into a pool. It’s so graceful. Basically an art form

Putting blinders on myself like a horse to avoid my unfinished puzzle before work

Phlegm is such a good word. Flem just wouldn’t cut it

Winding down this evening with some white noise 😌