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We are preaching to the Choir. Trump is destroying our country, our relationships with other countries and allowing a private citizen access to every Americans records. What are some non-violent remedies, besides lengthy lawsuits?
Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex — theonion.com/biologists-s...
Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex
BERKELEY, CA—With not a single scientist having successfully observed the behavior despite extensive ongoing research, the field of biology has made no progress in its understanding of how birds have ...
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December 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Biologists Still No Closer To Discovering How Birds Have Sex — theonion.com/biologists-s...
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers — theonion.com/trump-announ...
Former President of Honduras Is Freed From Prison After Trump Pardon www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
What can you say. Unbelievable
What can you say. Unbelievable
Former President of Honduras Is Freed From Prison After Trump Pardon
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December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Former President of Honduras Is Freed From Prison After Trump Pardon www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
What can you say. Unbelievable
What can you say. Unbelievable
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer — theonion.com/steak-n-shak...
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer — theonion.com/steak-n-shak...
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ — theonion.com/dhs-daycare-...
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United States, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi ...
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November 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’ — theonion.com/dhs-daycare-...
California Promised Insurance Relief, But Delivered Loopholes www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/u...
California Promised Insurance Relief, But Delivered Loopholes
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November 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
California Promised Insurance Relief, But Delivered Loopholes www.nytimes.com/2025/11/01/u...
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money — theonion.com/18-mocktail-...
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money
DENVER—Finding it an adequate substitute for the alcohol she used to consume during an evening of social drinking, local woman Candice Cooper told reporters Thursday that an $18 mocktail helped her sa...
theonion.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money — theonion.com/18-mocktail-...
A Pile of Rubble: After 123 Years, the East Wing Is Gone www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/u...
A Pile of Rubble: After 123 Years, the East Wing Is Gone
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October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A Pile of Rubble: After 123 Years, the East Wing Is Gone www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/u...
Why haven’t the WNBA and players union reached a deal? www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
Why haven't the WNBA and players union reached a deal?
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October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why haven’t the WNBA and players union reached a deal? www.nytimes.com/athletic/674...
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization — theonion.com/american-air...
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization
FT. WORTH, TX—Explaining that the costs of the service have grown too high in recent years, American Airlines announced Tuesday that it will no longer offer free cabin pressurization to passengers sta...
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October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization — theonion.com/american-air...
Shutdown Fight Reopens Debate in G.O.P. Over Health Care www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Shutdown Fight Reopens Debate in G.O.P. Over Health Care
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October 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shutdown Fight Reopens Debate in G.O.P. Over Health Care www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...
Trump Awards Charlie Kirk the Presidential Medal of Freedom
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October 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Coal Miners With Black Lung Say They Are ‘Cast Aside to Die’ Under Trump www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/c...
Coal Miners With Black Lung Say They Are ‘Cast Aside to Die’ Under Trump
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October 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Coal Miners With Black Lung Say They Are ‘Cast Aside to Die’ Under Trump www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/c...
In women’s sports, athletes losing their periods was long considered normal. Not anymore www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
This is well worth the Read.
This is well worth the Read.
In women’s sports, athletes losing their periods was long considered normal. Not anymore
A byproduct of wider issues, periods continue to be missed, ignored or misunderstood in elite sports
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October 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In women’s sports, athletes losing their periods was long considered normal. Not anymore www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
This is well worth the Read.
This is well worth the Read.
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize
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October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Live Updates: María Corina Machado of Venezuela Is Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored — theonion.com/bored-nation...
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored
CHICAGO—Unsure where to find the lawlessness and chaos they were told was overtaking the city, National Guard troops deployed to Chicago by President Donald Trump have begun aimlessly going door to do...
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October 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored — theonion.com/bored-nation...
The Second Trump Administration Is a Museum of America’s Worst Moments www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/o...
Opinion | The Second Trump Administration Is a Museum of America’s Worst Moments
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October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Second Trump Administration Is a Museum of America’s Worst Moments www.nytimes.com/2025/10/08/o...
Why Are More Young People Getting Cancer? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/w...
Why Are More Young People Getting Cancer?
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October 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Why Are More Young People Getting Cancer? www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/w...
Trump Gave the Military’s Brass a Rehashed Speech. Until Minute 44. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/u...
Trump Gave the Military’s Brass a Rehashed Speech. Until Minute 44.
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October 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump Gave the Military’s Brass a Rehashed Speech. Until Minute 44. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/30/u...
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals — theonion.com/hungover-heg...
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
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September 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals — theonion.com/hungover-heg...
NATO Says It Scrambled Fighter Jets to Shoot Down Russian Drones Over Poland www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/w...
NATO Says It Scrambled Fighter Jets to Shoot Down Russian Drones Over Poland
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September 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
NATO Says It Scrambled Fighter Jets to Shoot Down Russian Drones Over Poland www.nytimes.com/2025/09/10/w...
Second Weak Jobs Report Undercuts Trump’s Claims of a Booming Economy www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...
Second Weak Jobs Report Undercuts Trump’s Claims of a Booming Economy
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September 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Second Weak Jobs Report Undercuts Trump’s Claims of a Booming Economy www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...
N.Y.C. Covid Cases Appear to Be Rising. So Are Inquiries on Vaccines. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/n...
N.Y.C. Covid Cases Appear to Be Rising. So Are Inquiries on Vaccines.
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August 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
N.Y.C. Covid Cases Appear to Be Rising. So Are Inquiries on Vaccines. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/29/n...
Trump Isn’t Fixing America’s Campuses. He’s Bleeding Them Dry. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/o...
Opinion | Trump Isn’t Fixing America’s Campuses. He’s Bleeding Them Dry.
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August 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Trump Isn’t Fixing America’s Campuses. He’s Bleeding Them Dry. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/25/o...
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer — theonion.com/rfk-jr-recom...
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer
WASHINGTON—Suggesting an unorthodox alternative to standard oncological treatments, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued recommendations Friday that encourage Americans to ...
theonion.com
August 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer — theonion.com/rfk-jr-recom...