Georgeory
@gwaltcarp.bsky.social
Probably thinking about Pringles. Guess I’d better claim middle-aged while I still can. 🏳️🌈he/him SLC
Christmas came early.
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Christmas came early.
Gotta get a 44oz to be truly authentic.
December 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Gotta get a 44oz to be truly authentic.
Always the kindest. 😘
November 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Always the kindest. 😘
Where does Megaplex get off charging extra for amenities that other chains offer for a lessor price?!
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Where does Megaplex get off charging extra for amenities that other chains offer for a lessor price?!
The horse in the bed.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The horse in the bed.
I need him to know I got a couple of sets for my birthday.
November 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I need him to know I got a couple of sets for my birthday.
Watching this space.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Watching this space.
I have laughed so much about that joke over the past few weeks. My favorite as well.
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I have laughed so much about that joke over the past few weeks. My favorite as well.
Someone was wearing one at the office last week. So gross.
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Someone was wearing one at the office last week. So gross.
I feel that way every time I see a Walmart, too!
October 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I feel that way every time I see a Walmart, too!
My name is Greg and I approve of this message.
October 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My name is Greg and I approve of this message.
It’s almost as if I received a prompting to wear a hoodie and jeans to the office today. 🤷🏻
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
It’s almost as if I received a prompting to wear a hoodie and jeans to the office today. 🤷🏻
So, the job is at the Boston Baked Beans factory?
September 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
So, the job is at the Boston Baked Beans factory?
In all seriousness, though, best of luck to you. You can do this!
September 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In all seriousness, though, best of luck to you. You can do this!
The dick-sucking factory is hiring?! 😘
September 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The dick-sucking factory is hiring?! 😘
I found it to be quite entertaining.
August 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I found it to be quite entertaining.
Not just bush. Full peen.
August 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Not just bush. Full peen.
Makes me want a tall glass of piss.
August 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Makes me want a tall glass of piss.