Brett Maxwell
@gwaanbwai.bsky.social
Live in Vermont, do what I want.
See Deflategate and the Ideal Gas Law: PV=nRT
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
See Deflategate and the Ideal Gas Law: PV=nRT
Baby's first Kerouac.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Baby's first Kerouac.
I reiterate, the Beer Barrel Polka should be our unifying anthem at sporting events. I will not rest on this.
In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it at baseball games.
In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it at baseball games.
September 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I reiterate, the Beer Barrel Polka should be our unifying anthem at sporting events. I will not rest on this.
In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it at baseball games.
In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it at baseball games.
I can smell this picture.
September 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can smell this picture.
“Star of the day, who will it be?”
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“Star of the day, who will it be?”
Baseball has a mechanism for resolving boorish behavior by players. Look for it in the ribs next at bat.
July 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Baseball has a mechanism for resolving boorish behavior by players. Look for it in the ribs next at bat.
Betcha he picked poor Robin clean.
July 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Betcha he picked poor Robin clean.
Skinned by Cole Palmer
July 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Skinned by Cole Palmer
I spent a week there one day.
July 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I spent a week there one day.
Going Down to Liverpool.
June 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Going Down to Liverpool.
How would you rate this call?
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
How would you rate this call?
Roll Out the Barrel should be our unifying song. In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it at baseball games.
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Roll Out the Barrel should be our unifying song. In heaven there is no beer, which is why we drink it at baseball games.
Tapatio > Valentina.
May 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tapatio > Valentina.
Half measure. Wait until they figure out that they can bill the deportees for the flights, bottles of water and the use of handcuffs, etc. And when the involuntary travelers can’t afford it, some indentured servitude will surely settle the debt.
May 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Half measure. Wait until they figure out that they can bill the deportees for the flights, bottles of water and the use of handcuffs, etc. And when the involuntary travelers can’t afford it, some indentured servitude will surely settle the debt.
At least we don’t have to watch the game slip away in the late innings again.
May 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
At least we don’t have to watch the game slip away in the late innings again.
Was a great show. Sugar-free but lots of Husker Du if I remember correctly.
May 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Was a great show. Sugar-free but lots of Husker Du if I remember correctly.
A lot of billionaires have been telling us to ‘get over it’ lately. Easier to do from their lofty perch.
April 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A lot of billionaires have been telling us to ‘get over it’ lately. Easier to do from their lofty perch.
That first Cars album was always the test sample when listening to speakers and other hi-fi equipment at the mall, back when there were malls and stereo stores and we cared about things like wow and flutter.
April 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That first Cars album was always the test sample when listening to speakers and other hi-fi equipment at the mall, back when there were malls and stereo stores and we cared about things like wow and flutter.
Which one of you stole my purse?
April 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Which one of you stole my purse?
Bring your own lampshade
Somewhere there’s a party
Somewhere there’s a party
March 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Bring your own lampshade
Somewhere there’s a party
Somewhere there’s a party
They’re not just his children, they are also his various account passwords.
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They’re not just his children, they are also his various account passwords.
Giselle was always the best Fetterman.
February 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Giselle was always the best Fetterman.