G.W. Schulz
@gw30.bsky.social
Emmy-winning former journalist and maker of the Ghost email series God Don’t Make No Trash. It’s about psychology, behavioral science, and life as an alcoholic journalist.
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My Bumble currently: "Let's die alone together."
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My Bumble currently: "Let's die alone together."
I smoke as many cigarettes each day as I can to avoid paying various debts.
October 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I smoke as many cigarettes each day as I can to avoid paying various debts.
If everyone on earth died, wouldn’t all of our gods die, too?
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If everyone on earth died, wouldn’t all of our gods die, too?
Telling people in Tulsa you don’t have kids is like telling them you choose not to have a car.
October 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Telling people in Tulsa you don’t have kids is like telling them you choose not to have a car.
Self-portrait 2025. Everybody be cool this is a riot.
September 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Self-portrait 2025. Everybody be cool this is a riot.
I don’t want to live in a world where everyone shows up to work on time.
September 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I don’t want to live in a world where everyone shows up to work on time.
So we care about microplastics poisoning our balls, but we don’t care about the mermaids in the Pacific.
September 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
So we care about microplastics poisoning our balls, but we don’t care about the mermaids in the Pacific.
This week from God Don’t Make No Trash, everything in reality is a paradox:
— Love humanity, hate people.
— Often wrong, never in doubt.
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
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— Love humanity, hate people.
— Often wrong, never in doubt.
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This week from God Don’t Make No Trash, everything in reality is a paradox:
— Love humanity, hate people.
— Often wrong, never in doubt.
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
— Love humanity, hate people.
— Often wrong, never in doubt.
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
My hometown of Tulsa should erect a statue that recognizes our commitment as a community to excruciating small talk. It's our lodestar.
September 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My hometown of Tulsa should erect a statue that recognizes our commitment as a community to excruciating small talk. It's our lodestar.
I’m an Emmy-winning former journalist who was undone by alcoholism and mental illness.
Now I’m fascinated with how we think:
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
Now I’m fascinated with how we think:
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I’m an Emmy-winning former journalist who was undone by alcoholism and mental illness.
Now I’m fascinated with how we think:
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
Now I’m fascinated with how we think:
>>> God Don’t Make No Trash
>>> A newsletter on the mind
>>> GDMNT.com
Limp Wrist > Limp Bizkit
September 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Limp Wrist > Limp Bizkit
None of my bro crushes know about each other.
September 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
None of my bro crushes know about each other.
From today's email:
"These evolutionary biases and errors don’t care what we think about them. They can't be bullied. They bully us."
Free will won't save us, because, as some neuroscientists say, free will is an illusion.
gdmnt.com/observe
"These evolutionary biases and errors don’t care what we think about them. They can't be bullied. They bully us."
Free will won't save us, because, as some neuroscientists say, free will is an illusion.
gdmnt.com/observe
September 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
From today's email:
"These evolutionary biases and errors don’t care what we think about them. They can't be bullied. They bully us."
Free will won't save us, because, as some neuroscientists say, free will is an illusion.
gdmnt.com/observe
"These evolutionary biases and errors don’t care what we think about them. They can't be bullied. They bully us."
Free will won't save us, because, as some neuroscientists say, free will is an illusion.
gdmnt.com/observe
Customer: "Oh George, I can't handle anymore caffeine."
Me: "Nonsense. It takes at least 100 cups to kill you. You think the founders drank Capri-Sun?"
Me: "Nonsense. It takes at least 100 cups to kill you. You think the founders drank Capri-Sun?"
September 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Customer: "Oh George, I can't handle anymore caffeine."
Me: "Nonsense. It takes at least 100 cups to kill you. You think the founders drank Capri-Sun?"
Me: "Nonsense. It takes at least 100 cups to kill you. You think the founders drank Capri-Sun?"
MAGA media is running this presidency. No one ever said that about PBS.
September 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
MAGA media is running this presidency. No one ever said that about PBS.
I hear so many people apologize for their love of true crime.
Science explains why we love it, not Baptist preachers.
Learn the effects and be a smarter viewer. Then teach your kids.
Science explains why we love it, not Baptist preachers.
Learn the effects and be a smarter viewer. Then teach your kids.
September 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I hear so many people apologize for their love of true crime.
Science explains why we love it, not Baptist preachers.
Learn the effects and be a smarter viewer. Then teach your kids.
Science explains why we love it, not Baptist preachers.
Learn the effects and be a smarter viewer. Then teach your kids.
For 250 years in America, we’ve had to informally throttle our use of profanities in public to shield the Christians from discomfort.
September 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
For 250 years in America, we’ve had to informally throttle our use of profanities in public to shield the Christians from discomfort.
I drink Walmart instant coffee to remind me that I’m no better than the drunk next to me.
September 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I drink Walmart instant coffee to remind me that I’m no better than the drunk next to me.
If your statement begins with “People should have to … “ it’s already un-American.
September 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If your statement begins with “People should have to … “ it’s already un-American.
I don't want to destroy Christianity or Islam. Their army is literally half the planet. I just want them to leave me alone.
Why progressives want to destroy Christianity — but spare Islam | Blaze Media
The battle for America's soul is under way — and Christianity is in the crosshairs.
www.theblaze.com
September 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I don't want to destroy Christianity or Islam. Their army is literally half the planet. I just want them to leave me alone.
They tried to make me go to rehab and I said no, no, no. (True story.)
September 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They tried to make me go to rehab and I said no, no, no. (True story.)
I’m love sick but for heroin.
September 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m love sick but for heroin.
September 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Hypomanic” sounds scary, but it really just makes me a better writer than you.
September 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Hypomanic” sounds scary, but it really just makes me a better writer than you.