Jason G
@gvalo.bsky.social
Splunk whisperer & log wrangler 📊 | Dad juggling code, kids & hockey nights 🏒 | Python tamer & React explorer 🧭 | Bourbon enthusiast 🥃 | Turning chaotic data into smooth insights (and yes, I’ll debug for whiskey).
If course @stevehofstetter.bsky.social is finally coming to my area and it’s A) in Mahomet of all damn places and B) 3 weeks after kiddo #2 arrives. Dammit!
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If course @stevehofstetter.bsky.social is finally coming to my area and it’s A) in Mahomet of all damn places and B) 3 weeks after kiddo #2 arrives. Dammit!
@austinwalker.bsky.social PLEASE tell me you are considering a spinoff for AMCA called “watch this space” where you watch other space related shows until you can do Star Wars again! Reboot is on prime video and I’m sure BSG is streaming somewhere.
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@austinwalker.bsky.social PLEASE tell me you are considering a spinoff for AMCA called “watch this space” where you watch other space related shows until you can do Star Wars again! Reboot is on prime video and I’m sure BSG is streaming somewhere.
@nhlblackhawks.bsky.social @chsn-media.bsky.social how can I get the video of kids that was on the jumbo tron at the start of the 1st power play of the 2nd period? My son was the first kid!
March 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@nhlblackhawks.bsky.social @chsn-media.bsky.social how can I get the video of kids that was on the jumbo tron at the start of the 1st power play of the 2nd period? My son was the first kid!
Shout out @patrickklepek.bsky.social for putting in the work to create these guides. I won’t need them just yet but I’m sure a few of my friends do.
An ambitious new project is underway at
@crossplayblog.bsky.social: crafting guides to the parental controls on every major platform, from hardware to software. First up, a complete guide to the parental controls of a PlayStation 5. Share with a friend! www.crossplay.news/p/a-guide-to...
@crossplayblog.bsky.social: crafting guides to the parental controls on every major platform, from hardware to software. First up, a complete guide to the parental controls of a PlayStation 5. Share with a friend! www.crossplay.news/p/a-guide-to...
The Complete Guide to Setting Up Parental Controls on a PlayStation 5
Not sure how to set up a child account on a PlayStation 5? How do you navigate the parental controls? We've got you covered.
www.crossplay.news
March 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Shout out @patrickklepek.bsky.social for putting in the work to create these guides. I won’t need them just yet but I’m sure a few of my friends do.
When you’re scrolling Chicago St Patrick’s Day parades and find out @windycitygb.com has a sick Chicago GB flag… I need one… how much do I need to donate!?
March 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
When you’re scrolling Chicago St Patrick’s Day parades and find out @windycitygb.com has a sick Chicago GB flag… I need one… how much do I need to donate!?
There has never been a better reason to subscribe to The Onion
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 3:41 PM
There has never been a better reason to subscribe to The Onion
*taps mic* this thing on?
November 12, 2024 at 3:05 PM
*taps mic* this thing on?