A Cautionary Amount of Flavor
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Curmudgeon
Bald asshole
Maker of loud noises
OPENLY BLACK
Bald asshole
Maker of loud noises
OPENLY BLACK
It's crisp and and tender! TENDERNISM UNLOCKED!
November 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It's crisp and and tender! TENDERNISM UNLOCKED!
There's a spacebag of Franzia, now it's a party!
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There's a spacebag of Franzia, now it's a party!
Some of the day ones on here know I don't like myself, but I'm telling you right the fuck now, this dinner is finna be PRESSURE. Show up in sweats and a loose tee. Y'all gon be full today!
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Some of the day ones on here know I don't like myself, but I'm telling you right the fuck now, this dinner is finna be PRESSURE. Show up in sweats and a loose tee. Y'all gon be full today!
In 4 hrs from now, this shit will be magnificent!
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In 4 hrs from now, this shit will be magnificent!
IT IS HARD GODDAMNED WORK BEING THIS PRETTY AND TALENTED!
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
IT IS HARD GODDAMNED WORK BEING THIS PRETTY AND TALENTED!
I need a helper for a hour or two.
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I need a helper for a hour or two.
I'm being lazy, so... I know you're going to see this. I know we have your box of Cheezits. I'm going to eat some. Because my wife will kill me if I touch hers for dinner tomorrow. I'm high and I will gladly replace the on or after the 6th.
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I'm being lazy, so... I know you're going to see this. I know we have your box of Cheezits. I'm going to eat some. Because my wife will kill me if I touch hers for dinner tomorrow. I'm high and I will gladly replace the on or after the 6th.
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O Brother Where Art Thou and Sinners would be a hell of a double feature.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
O Brother Where Art Thou and Sinners would be a hell of a double feature.
Here on Earth 616, it's King Tubby and Scientist remixes of Japanese and Euro Raw Punk/Crust and Goldie mixes of NYHC.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Here on Earth 616, it's King Tubby and Scientist remixes of Japanese and Euro Raw Punk/Crust and Goldie mixes of NYHC.
In a noir world, Henry Mancini and Miles Davis would soundtrack my life.
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
In a noir world, Henry Mancini and Miles Davis would soundtrack my life.
Cool and put away until Thanksgiving. If you don't know what to do after that, my DM's are open for $5.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Cool and put away until Thanksgiving. If you don't know what to do after that, my DM's are open for $5.
Remove the turkey parts when almost dry, add stock to deglaze and get ALL the fond. Blitz it so it's smooth and reduce to half.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Remove the turkey parts when almost dry, add stock to deglaze and get ALL the fond. Blitz it so it's smooth and reduce to half.
Gravy base... Take the giblets and neck out, put carrots, onions and celery (diced) in a pan with cracked garlic. Get the veg fragrant and add the turkey parts. Cover with just enough chicken stock. Let it simmer down until almost dry so you have fond.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Gravy base... Take the giblets and neck out, put carrots, onions and celery (diced) in a pan with cracked garlic. Get the veg fragrant and add the turkey parts. Cover with just enough chicken stock. Let it simmer down until almost dry so you have fond.
I already told the wife that next year's Thanksgiving is going to be a Black Thanksgiving. I might sneak a young lasagna in there to see who peeps game.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I already told the wife that next year's Thanksgiving is going to be a Black Thanksgiving. I might sneak a young lasagna in there to see who peeps game.
I let the young homie taste the gravy base and I think I might have broke him a little bit.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I let the young homie taste the gravy base and I think I might have broke him a little bit.
The theme for tomorrow is TENDERNISM!
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The theme for tomorrow is TENDERNISM!
I'm going to use the turkey drippings once I get the fat separated. I'm going to rub the whole summabitch down in a pound of butter. The last hour is going to be otherworldly when I get it out.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I'm going to use the turkey drippings once I get the fat separated. I'm going to rub the whole summabitch down in a pound of butter. The last hour is going to be otherworldly when I get it out.
Y'all... This gravy base might get somebody stomped out when it's fully finished.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Y'all... This gravy base might get somebody stomped out when it's fully finished.
My new anthem...
youtu.be/4qhvUJi01ng?...
youtu.be/4qhvUJi01ng?...
Minding My Goddamn Business
YouTube video by Nick Hustles - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
My new anthem...
youtu.be/4qhvUJi01ng?...
youtu.be/4qhvUJi01ng?...
And it begins
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
And it begins
The new element is installed so we have a working oven!
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The new element is installed so we have a working oven!
I really hope there's a ham tomorrow. That's the only thing that makes the day worth it for me. That and the dinner rolls.
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I really hope there's a ham tomorrow. That's the only thing that makes the day worth it for me. That and the dinner rolls.
Today, I have to get the turkey in brine, make compound butter and peel potatoes.
November 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Today, I have to get the turkey in brine, make compound butter and peel potatoes.
I'm cooking almost all day tomorrow and I don't feel like cooking today. Somebody should feed me.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm cooking almost all day tomorrow and I don't feel like cooking today. Somebody should feed me.
Chicken, bacon and broccoli Mac wouldn't be the worst pre turkey meal...
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Chicken, bacon and broccoli Mac wouldn't be the worst pre turkey meal...