the guy who does the thing
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A parking ticket is just as bad as regicide. Let no one tell you otherwise.
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A parking ticket is just as bad as regicide. Let no one tell you otherwise.
Aw man I got trapped in the labyrinth again.
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Aw man I got trapped in the labyrinth again.
Sometimes I'm overcome with the masculine desire to hate everyone and everything.
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Sometimes I'm overcome with the masculine desire to hate everyone and everything.
I couldn't fathom being immortal. It seems like a miserable existence.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I couldn't fathom being immortal. It seems like a miserable existence.
It's lazy of astronomers to call anything they can't see "dark."
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It's lazy of astronomers to call anything they can't see "dark."
I forgot that now that it's December, annoying people are coming out of the woodwork to act like Christianity doesn't exist.
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I forgot that now that it's December, annoying people are coming out of the woodwork to act like Christianity doesn't exist.
I see THE BIG ONE came early this year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I see THE BIG ONE came early this year.
To me, Black Friday is just regular Friday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
To me, Black Friday is just regular Friday.
Ugh... food
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Ugh... food
Be sure to talk about politics with your family this Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Be sure to talk about politics with your family this Thanksgiving.
Fart noises are inherently funny. That's a fact.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Fart noises are inherently funny. That's a fact.
Things aren't always as bad as they may seem.
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Things aren't always as bad as they may seem.
I make most of my posts in bed each night.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I make most of my posts in bed each night.
I love shit talking things I know nothing about.
November 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I love shit talking things I know nothing about.
Only the greatest of smartasses would draw a smoking pipe and say "this isn't a pipe, it's a picture of one."
November 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Only the greatest of smartasses would draw a smoking pipe and say "this isn't a pipe, it's a picture of one."
Bluesky.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Bluesky.
Everything I know about love, I learned from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Everything I know about love, I learned from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3.
I know there are people out there that seriously say great googly moogly.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I know there are people out there that seriously say great googly moogly.
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JFC stands for the 35th president of the United States, John Fitzgerald Cennedy.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
JFC stands for the 35th president of the United States, John Fitzgerald Cennedy.
No matter what it's for, I will never get a bumper sticker.
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
No matter what it's for, I will never get a bumper sticker.
I'm running out of post ideas.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I'm running out of post ideas.
If I shouldn't be hard on myself, then who should I be hard on?
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If I shouldn't be hard on myself, then who should I be hard on?
Hallowed be thy een.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hallowed be thy een.