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Guy Whodoes
@guywhodoes.bsky.social
· Nov 20
you thoughtlessly post cringe. Then Ryan Seacrest (manlet) will appear from the other side of your Ford F150 accompanied by a boom mic operator and several dozen drones and say, “you will NOT be America’s Next Top Princess” and the folks at home will cheer as you’re publicly executed on the spot
ghislaine maxwell’s silver hammer
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ghislaine maxwell’s silver hammer
nixon is probably fuming rn
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
nixon is probably fuming rn
The [REDACTED] files are so heavily redacted that searching for “[REDACTED]” turns up 0 results, despite the [REDACTED] files being literally named after [REDACTED] and yet the DOJ is still asking us to review the files for overlooked redactions
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The [REDACTED] files are so heavily redacted that searching for “[REDACTED]” turns up 0 results, despite the [REDACTED] files being literally named after [REDACTED] and yet the DOJ is still asking us to review the files for overlooked redactions
average zionist on CBS: to oppose antisemitism, Mamdani must condemn the phrase, “globalize the *squints at cue card* antique frittata”
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
average zionist on CBS: to oppose antisemitism, Mamdani must condemn the phrase, “globalize the *squints at cue card* antique frittata”
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
unfriendly reminder as the holiday season rolls around: if you’re the kinda person who says, “sorry, I’m just not a fan of gingerbread men,” think about how bad that sounds if you replace “gingerbread” with “white”
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
unfriendly reminder as the holiday season rolls around: if you’re the kinda person who says, “sorry, I’m just not a fan of gingerbread men,” think about how bad that sounds if you replace “gingerbread” with “white”
anastasia like if les mis and shen yun had a russian baby
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
anastasia like if les mis and shen yun had a russian baby
minecraft youtubers have absolutely nothing on roblox CEOs
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
minecraft youtubers have absolutely nothing on roblox CEOs
took an oaf: all bread, no L’s
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
took an oaf: all bread, no L’s
half of the shit happening rn would not have even been possible in a society with robust and accessible mental health care
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
half of the shit happening rn would not have even been possible in a society with robust and accessible mental health care
Megyn Kelly b like
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Megyn Kelly b like
i read the real elite emails in Power’s voice help
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i read the real elite emails in Power’s voice help
wait a fucking second is this why they ended the shutdown
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
wait a fucking second is this why they ended the shutdown
you mean to tell me the Catholics took two days to elect this guy???
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
you mean to tell me the Catholics took two days to elect this guy???
cuomo’s chance of winning in NYC according to Polymarket (6%) was less than the debate audience attendance rate of people who had credibly accused him of sexual misconduct (1/13)
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
cuomo’s chance of winning in NYC according to Polymarket (6%) was less than the debate audience attendance rate of people who had credibly accused him of sexual misconduct (1/13)
the Left and the Right are basically the same thing. one side has you going 90 degrees clockwise, the other has you going 90 degrees counter-clockwise. either way? still going 90 degrees. way too hot for me
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the Left and the Right are basically the same thing. one side has you going 90 degrees clockwise, the other has you going 90 degrees counter-clockwise. either way? still going 90 degrees. way too hot for me
i do love how “echo chamber” has just become synonymous with basic consensus whenever rhetorically useful. like, bro, why are you a devil’s advocate in the “black people are human beings” echo chamber when the “human beings can’t fly if they flap their arms really fast” echo chamber is right there
October 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
i do love how “echo chamber” has just become synonymous with basic consensus whenever rhetorically useful. like, bro, why are you a devil’s advocate in the “black people are human beings” echo chamber when the “human beings can’t fly if they flap their arms really fast” echo chamber is right there
The DoorDash Flasher incident has men flopping over each others’ indecently exposed dicks trying to make it the woman’s fault, to no one’s surprise
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The DoorDash Flasher incident has men flopping over each others’ indecently exposed dicks trying to make it the woman’s fault, to no one’s surprise
a lot of really stupid shit in the U.S. makes a lot more sense when you remember that Americans are the kind of people who take works like Watchmen (1986) and make Watchmen (2009)
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a lot of really stupid shit in the U.S. makes a lot more sense when you remember that Americans are the kind of people who take works like Watchmen (1986) and make Watchmen (2009)
the more i engage with people active in fandom communities, the more i realize none of these fuckers know how to read
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the more i engage with people active in fandom communities, the more i realize none of these fuckers know how to read
people just read shit on the internet said with any sort of confidence and accept it as truth as long as it conforms vaguely with a oblong mass of other opinions they’ve gained through osmosis
October 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
people just read shit on the internet said with any sort of confidence and accept it as truth as long as it conforms vaguely with a oblong mass of other opinions they’ve gained through osmosis
Ted Cruz yells the loud part even louder
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ted Cruz yells the loud part even louder
why do writers treat x-ray vision like a perverted power? do they know what x-rays are? do they expect us to believe superman is looking at lois lane’s coccygeal vertebrae and getting a boner?
September 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
why do writers treat x-ray vision like a perverted power? do they know what x-rays are? do they expect us to believe superman is looking at lois lane’s coccygeal vertebrae and getting a boner?
idc what the custom is. when i die, lie me on my side with a hugpillow so i can be comfy
September 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
idc what the custom is. when i die, lie me on my side with a hugpillow so i can be comfy
free and for sale willy
September 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
free and for sale willy