Guy Shammguy
@guyshammguy.bsky.social
Middle aged blueskyer. Which is to say, a blueskyer.
My list of movies to watch with my wife (Holdovers, Bad Santa), by myself (Eyes Wide Shut, Green Knight), and the family (the rest)
December 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My list of movies to watch with my wife (Holdovers, Bad Santa), by myself (Eyes Wide Shut, Green Knight), and the family (the rest)
In every picture of this guy he's making a face like he was just caught masturbating to something legal but very off-putting, and he's just starting to explain himself
GPT-5 is here. This is interesting: In ChatGPT, most users will no longer need to choose between models, as the chat interface now automatically routes to the right version depending on the complexity of the query and the user’s subscription tier. www.wired.com/story/openai... via @kylierobison.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Waiting for My Ruca counts I guess
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Waiting for My Ruca counts I guess
Someone invite Dr. Frank here, dammit
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone invite Dr. Frank here, dammit
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Elpheba shoulda hooped instead of tryna kill Dorothy cuz her fingers long as hell
December 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Related: bsky.app/profile/guys...
When I was a kid, my sister and I overheard a grown man at a Friendly's order a "Grilled Cheese Please Platter" and we both burst out laughing.
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
When I was a kid, my sister and I overheard a grown man at a Friendly's order a "Grilled Cheese Please Platter" and we both burst out laughing.
If a single second remains on the clock, they can still try an onside kick and pray for a miracle touchdown. Betting brain has broken everyone watching football.
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If a single second remains on the clock, they can still try an onside kick and pray for a miracle touchdown. Betting brain has broken everyone watching football.
It's usually the crew team
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
It's usually the crew team
So any actor or director who is part of the union should refuse to make movies for this company if it goes through. Let them serve up Mr. Beast Saves Christmas for 12 year-olds until thr company dies
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
So any actor or director who is part of the union should refuse to make movies for this company if it goes through. Let them serve up Mr. Beast Saves Christmas for 12 year-olds until thr company dies
KRS-ONE stumping for Eric Adams really broke my heart
December 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
KRS-ONE stumping for Eric Adams really broke my heart
It is the same song. It is Fancy Like but with words about Pat McAfee being a regular good ol' boy instead (this is based on the 15 seconds or so I heard of the song)
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It is the same song. It is Fancy Like but with words about Pat McAfee being a regular good ol' boy instead (this is based on the 15 seconds or so I heard of the song)
He stood outside of a tent with a "why are they still free" sign or something to that effect.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
He stood outside of a tent with a "why are they still free" sign or something to that effect.
Hell yeah it rules
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Hell yeah it rules
And so fucking LAZY. If my best friend died, I think I could do better than "kinda hard with you not around / I know you're in heaven, smiling down"
Guy went with the first draft
Guy went with the first draft
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
And so fucking LAZY. If my best friend died, I think I could do better than "kinda hard with you not around / I know you're in heaven, smiling down"
Guy went with the first draft
Guy went with the first draft
That's clearly some classic JD humor. What a cut up
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
That's clearly some classic JD humor. What a cut up