@guymac.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hey Velveeta, if it's gluten free, then it ain't original!! Get it straight...
October 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hey Velveeta, if it's gluten free, then it ain't original!! Get it straight...
If your "smart bed" has a CPU and WiFi, but it only uses that to make web service API calls, then maybe it is actually a pretty dumb bed?
October 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If your "smart bed" has a CPU and WiFi, but it only uses that to make web service API calls, then maybe it is actually a pretty dumb bed?
The executive branch has entered a Stalinist / revisionist history phase. Can you tell which of these entries from the official White House web site are complete fabrications, partial fabrications, or true?
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The executive branch has entered a Stalinist / revisionist history phase. Can you tell which of these entries from the official White House web site are complete fabrications, partial fabrications, or true?
Heck, we've got a whole shell...
October 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Heck, we've got a whole shell...
War criminal meets criminal clown con-man.
August 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
War criminal meets criminal clown con-man.
August 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I approve this message.
August 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I approve this message.
If the truth is somewhere in the middle, then it is being appropriately hyped...
June 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If the truth is somewhere in the middle, then it is being appropriately hyped...
Didn't have to go far to find a birthday card that was really on point... happy birthday, Mary!
June 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Didn't have to go far to find a birthday card that was really on point... happy birthday, Mary!
Don't sh*t where you eat?
June 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don't sh*t where you eat?
When the head emerges from the sand.
May 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When the head emerges from the sand.
Rip the band-aid off!
May 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Rip the band-aid off!
Who puts this much onion & relish on their dawg, I mean c'mon!
April 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Who puts this much onion & relish on their dawg, I mean c'mon!
Let me get this straight... there's a 26-minute video on how Darth Vader excretes waste... and 22,000+ people have watched it?
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Let me get this straight... there's a 26-minute video on how Darth Vader excretes waste... and 22,000+ people have watched it?
"We don't need no stinkin' Florida-zay-shun in our water!"
April 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"We don't need no stinkin' Florida-zay-shun in our water!"
Sad, but the upside is, he's much better at pinball.
March 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sad, but the upside is, he's much better at pinball.
"cave?" I don't think y'all have been paying attention to gov't shutdown fights in the last 30 years, and how they inevitably end, who gets blamed for the results, especially more-so with maniacs in the White House who would welcome a shutdown. Repubs will now own 100% of the destruction they sow.
March 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"cave?" I don't think y'all have been paying attention to gov't shutdown fights in the last 30 years, and how they inevitably end, who gets blamed for the results, especially more-so with maniacs in the White House who would welcome a shutdown. Repubs will now own 100% of the destruction they sow.
Oh, that sounds like a really fun game; what are you going to do after playing a FPS... clean it all up! 😒
February 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh, that sounds like a really fun game; what are you going to do after playing a FPS... clean it all up! 😒
There's no I in team, but there is in miltary! 😂
January 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There's no I in team, but there is in miltary! 😂