Add “oral sex” to the long, long, long list of things that make Jeff Wells uncomfortable
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Add “oral sex” to the long, long, long list of things that make Jeff Wells uncomfortable
A pleasure to serve on this year’s Gotham Awards nominating committee for Best Director and Best Breakthrough Director, alongside excellent colleagues @bealoayza.bsky.social, @davidehrlich.bsky.social, @bmluse.bsky.social and @ldbahr.bsky.social. Really proud of both these rangy nomination fields.
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A pleasure to serve on this year’s Gotham Awards nominating committee for Best Director and Best Breakthrough Director, alongside excellent colleagues @bealoayza.bsky.social, @davidehrlich.bsky.social, @bmluse.bsky.social and @ldbahr.bsky.social. Really proud of both these rangy nomination fields.
Really funny that Jeff Wells thinks NO OTHER CHOICE — a lithe, pulpy murder comedy based on a Donald E. Westlake book — is punishing arthouse gruel, but I guess he really does find it that hard to look at Asians for two hours
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Really funny that Jeff Wells thinks NO OTHER CHOICE — a lithe, pulpy murder comedy based on a Donald E. Westlake book — is punishing arthouse gruel, but I guess he really does find it that hard to look at Asians for two hours
Absolutely fucking not
October 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Absolutely fucking not
Whatever this film is — good, bad, nuts — that’s some prime voting-window visiblility right there.
September 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Whatever this film is — good, bad, nuts — that’s some prime voting-window visiblility right there.
You delivered it, you did your job, I have no complaints. But it wasn’t an experience. What do you want from me?
September 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
You delivered it, you did your job, I have no complaints. But it wasn’t an experience. What do you want from me?
So much for engagement bridging disagreement.
September 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
So much for engagement bridging disagreement.
Not a banner year for French filmmakers
September 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not a banner year for French filmmakers
Love a deceptively whimsical film where an actor exudes a winsome balance of innocence and woundedness while the director keeps the ambience buoyant, playful and spectacular
September 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Love a deceptively whimsical film where an actor exudes a winsome balance of innocence and woundedness while the director keeps the ambience buoyant, playful and spectacular
Imagine a friend asking you to have lunch in Milan with this old American man who’s in a bit of a pickle, and you oblige because you’re a nice person, and it all goes fine, and then you go home and check out that blog he mentioned he writes, to find he’s called you “a post-peak Gloria Grahame”
September 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Imagine a friend asking you to have lunch in Milan with this old American man who’s in a bit of a pickle, and you oblige because you’re a nice person, and it all goes fine, and then you go home and check out that blog he mentioned he writes, to find he’s called you “a post-peak Gloria Grahame”
He also seems to think he’s going to be able to fly without a passport, thanks to a photo of said passport and a police report with a DOB discrepancy of at least 30 years.
September 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
He also seems to think he’s going to be able to fly without a passport, thanks to a photo of said passport and a police report with a DOB discrepancy of at least 30 years.
Did Jeff Wells really tell the Italian police that he was born in 1977
September 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Did Jeff Wells really tell the Italian police that he was born in 1977
She’s so relatable.
September 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
She’s so relatable.
Not the first time I’ve been told this
August 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not the first time I’ve been told this
This is such a strange way of thinking. If “learning art” is unpleasant to you then it’s not for you, and that’s fine. Why this feeling of entitlement to be good at something you’re not good at? I don’t have a chip on my shoulder because I can’t sing.
August 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is such a strange way of thinking. If “learning art” is unpleasant to you then it’s not for you, and that’s fine. Why this feeling of entitlement to be good at something you’re not good at? I don’t have a chip on my shoulder because I can’t sing.
I wonder how long this one will stay up.
August 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I wonder how long this one will stay up.
No one makes him post this stuff. No one even pays him to post this stuff.
August 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
No one makes him post this stuff. No one even pays him to post this stuff.
Why do they always taunt us like this
July 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Why do they always taunt us like this
The lost art of cutting high-waisted, full-legged trousers that will show off a man's buttocks
July 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The lost art of cutting high-waisted, full-legged trousers that will show off a man's buttocks
“Why criticise them, they’re only going to get worse”
July 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
“Why criticise them, they’re only going to get worse”
Let’s see if this more forgiving new era extends to releasing THE PALACE, unequivocally one of the worst films I’ve ever seen
July 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Let’s see if this more forgiving new era extends to releasing THE PALACE, unequivocally one of the worst films I’ve ever seen
Initially thought the reviews on this Instagram ad were made up but this name seems too far-fetched to make up, or is it a double bluff
July 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Initially thought the reviews on this Instagram ad were made up but this name seems too far-fetched to make up, or is it a double bluff
Just so unutterably bleak that this is casually advertised to everyone
July 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just so unutterably bleak that this is casually advertised to everyone
Guessing she thinks this is some kind of sick burn on trans people but it sounds more like she’s trolling herself?
June 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Guessing she thinks this is some kind of sick burn on trans people but it sounds more like she’s trolling herself?