Took me four years to clock the kraftwerk sample in twerkulator
February 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Took me four years to clock the kraftwerk sample in twerkulator
My religion is two women giggling at the thrift store together
February 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My religion is two women giggling at the thrift store together
sometimes I get gender envy when I watch football
February 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
sometimes I get gender envy when I watch football
Comment dit-on “sports-betting” en français ?
February 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Comment dit-on “sports-betting” en français ?
decidedly into neither hi fi nor lo fi, but rather mid fi
January 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
decidedly into neither hi fi nor lo fi, but rather mid fi
Enough Beethoven to choke a horse
February 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Enough Beethoven to choke a horse
How long has there been a fucking glossier on spring street
January 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
How long has there been a fucking glossier on spring street
I will not cry during changeover I will not cry during changeover
January 15, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I will not cry during changeover I will not cry during changeover
Nothing like table sawing carpet blocks on a Friday morning
January 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Nothing like table sawing carpet blocks on a Friday morning
I can tell it’s winter cos everyone listening to nick Drake pink moon
December 8, 2023 at 4:13 AM
I can tell it’s winter cos everyone listening to nick Drake pink moon
I love expensive and wasteful art
November 16, 2023 at 2:38 PM
I love expensive and wasteful art
Tyvek would be a great name for an alien
November 9, 2023 at 4:37 PM
Tyvek would be a great name for an alien
new pickup line “you seem like you like interpol”
October 21, 2023 at 2:02 AM
new pickup line “you seem like you like interpol”
he’s really hot. I don’t think you’d like him
October 14, 2023 at 12:37 AM
he’s really hot. I don’t think you’d like him
Sun kil moon on the treadmill today
October 12, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Sun kil moon on the treadmill today
there is simply no doubt in my heart that jorge ben has achieved nirvana
September 29, 2023 at 2:36 AM
there is simply no doubt in my heart that jorge ben has achieved nirvana
nothing like a near death experience by bronze rhinoceros to start the day
September 28, 2023 at 2:29 PM
nothing like a near death experience by bronze rhinoceros to start the day
dia beacon more like dia bacon
September 27, 2023 at 7:11 PM
dia beacon more like dia bacon
If I were an alien I would be named Glassine Witnesseth
September 27, 2023 at 3:12 AM
If I were an alien I would be named Glassine Witnesseth
going on LinkedIn at intermission at the breeders concert
September 24, 2023 at 1:10 AM
going on LinkedIn at intermission at the breeders concert
the townies are busting out the nitrous just to go 40mph up central ave on a Thursday. just pure love for the game
September 22, 2023 at 3:08 AM
the townies are busting out the nitrous just to go 40mph up central ave on a Thursday. just pure love for the game
I didn’t realize there were actually people out there who think they’re too cool to listen to Drake. I thought that was just a myth fr
September 17, 2023 at 6:10 PM
I didn’t realize there were actually people out there who think they’re too cool to listen to Drake. I thought that was just a myth fr
Doing my rod Stewart impression at ten o five on a Saturday
September 17, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Doing my rod Stewart impression at ten o five on a Saturday