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"chiseled" Bobby Kenny rizzed by Nuzzi, who salaciously nuzzled Sanford says Cillizza; frazzled huzzy Lizza bristles, blows whistle on Nuzzi biz with pithy proviso on sleazy grizzled grizzly zaddy's glizzy's jism
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
*inters you hugger-mugger* you're not gonna tell anyone about this are you
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
the dream of the 90s is alive in Portland. the dream of the 80s is alive in Lake George, NY.
the dream of the 2000s is alive in Greensboro, NC and the dream of the 2010s is alive in Minneapolis. the current dream is always alive in NYC and reverberates out from there.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The Annoying Woman is like a major arcana archetype to me. all my deepest character debts are to her. if she had a shrine i would yap at it
November 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
photos i took of my friend sam and then ruined with the magic eraser function
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
chloé zhao is like if emerald fennell was algorithmically fed the wikipedia plot summaries of 2010s national book award for fiction winners
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i never really learned how to use instagram and still don't really understand the social rules. comments on stories appearing as DMs? bizarre! dude from 6th grade who i have never spoken to since being allowed to privately tell me "cute" and nothing else feels like a violation of the social contract
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
shoutout to the whimsical 1000 BC Persian legged decanter. i wanna drown my sorrows with you and your artisan so so bad
November 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
when there are no libs left to own, you must own the lib within
March 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the forces of the free market are at their most free on facebook marketplace and craigslist. the other stuff is pretend
March 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
yes, yes, please hold my head like a baseball thank you
March 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
never should have fucking learned how to read. it's brought me nothing but trouble
March 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
who else is up soothing their cat who just realized he's in brooklyn
March 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
moving is so complicated. i should be able to just leave a note on my door and leave. why is everyone so nosy
March 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
wish i could go to see Godzilla but i know it's gonna be a million decibels at AMC which is the only place close to me playing it
December 1, 2023 at 9:54 PM
submitted poems to publish wish me luck
November 30, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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Booking photo for Rudy Giuliani has been released:
August 23, 2023 at 8:44 PM
asterisk posting on bluesky like breaking a bottle on a new ship
August 23, 2023 at 3:47 PM
bored today
August 23, 2023 at 2:33 PM
thinkin about submitting some poetry so i don't keep thinking about what if i submitted some poetry
August 18, 2023 at 7:38 PM
new anti-fungal resistant fungus spreads through the natural-disaster-weathered and immune-system-weakened desperate population forming its own militias: it's so over

wasteland stalker comes to town and plays mitski covers: we're so back
August 10, 2023 at 3:36 PM
i just think that other switches are lying
August 10, 2023 at 3:00 PM
had a bad week and now i get targeted ads for intermittent fasting, cool
August 8, 2023 at 5:26 PM
roommate keeps trying to filch my cat cause her cat can't hang. go have a baby or something. my cat will not fulfill you.
August 8, 2023 at 3:15 PM
slap fighting is the most unmediated form of brain damage to ever hit sports, but it's also the sexiest form, so it's impossible to say whether it's bad or not
August 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM