I’m watching the new “I Know What You Did Last Summer” and making a tongue for my “monster house” Halloween decorations out of pool noodles

Here. I made this because I can’t stop thinking about it. You’re welcome I’m not sorry.

A thing that I get irrationally annoyed by is the belief that the lines “I need six eggs” and “that’s too expensive” are from the same conversation. They aren’t. First beat a woman covered in young children asks a vender for half a dozen eggs… (1/2)

Please enjoy this excellent photo I took of my cat (Smudge) while he was eating his breakfast this morning.

Brendan Fraser has TWO sons and they are both like two very different styles of ethereally beautiful for some reason.

Me in my echo chamber

…Came home this afternoon and Smudge wouldn’t even look at me for the first SEVERAL hour after I arrived. My bff, my Velcro-cat, my lil shadow, my sweet cheese, my rotten soldier, my good time boi, etc-absolutely furious with me for leaving him with just the spare hooman for the whole weekend.(2/2)

Spent the weekend on the coast kicking around Cape Disappointment for the full moon/king tide with my friends. Breathed the ocean air, marveled at huge waves crashing onto the rocks, met a very nice llama, and spent cozy evenings by a roaring fire while the wind roared outside… (1/2)

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

I salvaged a few things from my twitter before sending it to frolic on a nice farm upstate—this was the post that made the most internet strangers yell at me at once. I’m still right, Enjoy.

Tonight’s episode of dimension 20 #MisfitsAndMagic did me a murder. @aabria.bsky.social bullied me with her beautiful emotional storytelling.

More for me.

Quit my job at super toxic office and the next day I unconsciously dressed as an allegory for rebirth. Thanks for catching these Hubzilla, and more importantly for waiting til AFTER showing me the pics you took to thoroughly roast me. 🤣

And Uncle Terry (RIP) would back me up!

Memes is my love language bröther!

I call this look: The Joyful Widow*

*no partners have been harmed in the making of this outfit.

Reskeet with a hot photo of yourself for whatever reason you want.

Heard you needed pet pics, here’s this dingus: