Guttenbirder
@guttenbirder.bsky.social
1 part Gutten, 2 parts birder
I hope they cast Awkwafina as the new James Bond
February 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I hope they cast Awkwafina as the new James Bond
Alternative reality where it’s pronounced Chicka-go Illin-wah
February 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Alternative reality where it’s pronounced Chicka-go Illin-wah
My GF: I’m leaving you if you don’t stop doing that stupid Jennifer Coolidge impression
Me, squinting: oh wow. oh GOSH.
Me, squinting: oh wow. oh GOSH.
February 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My GF: I’m leaving you if you don’t stop doing that stupid Jennifer Coolidge impression
Me, squinting: oh wow. oh GOSH.
Me, squinting: oh wow. oh GOSH.
I hope an NFL team signs me just so I can be the first person to go on TV and thank God for allowing our team to lose.
“First and foremost, I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who gave us a little less skill and effort than our opponent today”
“First and foremost, I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who gave us a little less skill and effort than our opponent today”
February 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hope an NFL team signs me just so I can be the first person to go on TV and thank God for allowing our team to lose.
“First and foremost, I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who gave us a little less skill and effort than our opponent today”
“First and foremost, I’d like to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who gave us a little less skill and effort than our opponent today”
RIP
February 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
RIP
It has snowed 20 inches this week, and my bird feeder is looking super cute
February 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It has snowed 20 inches this week, and my bird feeder is looking super cute
Me and my buddy when we finally found a Black-capped Piprites after searching for two days through the treetops of Campos do Jordão
February 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Me and my buddy when we finally found a Black-capped Piprites after searching for two days through the treetops of Campos do Jordão
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY MOTHER
MOVED ME TO THE CITY
WHERE MY LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
A YOUNG BOY
MY MOTHER
MOVED ME TO THE CITY
WHERE MY LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
February 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY MOTHER
MOVED ME TO THE CITY
WHERE MY LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
A YOUNG BOY
MY MOTHER
MOVED ME TO THE CITY
WHERE MY LIFE TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
Me when I found a first state record Wood Sandpiper at the sewage lagoon.
“I’m like, ‘Dad, I pulled the Paul Skenes.’ And he was like, ‘No you didn’t.’”
When an 11-year-old pulled one of the most coveted baseball cards in recent history, conspiracy theorists went to work.
http://dlvr.it/THk7Xq
When an 11-year-old pulled one of the most coveted baseball cards in recent history, conspiracy theorists went to work.
http://dlvr.it/THk7Xq
February 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Me when I found a first state record Wood Sandpiper at the sewage lagoon.
Thinking about a guy who came to my hotel door in Weslaco, TX, and asked:
“You ain’t know where someone can’t get no cocaine?”
A use of the triple negative I have never heard before or since.
“You ain’t know where someone can’t get no cocaine?”
A use of the triple negative I have never heard before or since.
January 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thinking about a guy who came to my hotel door in Weslaco, TX, and asked:
“You ain’t know where someone can’t get no cocaine?”
A use of the triple negative I have never heard before or since.
“You ain’t know where someone can’t get no cocaine?”
A use of the triple negative I have never heard before or since.
Reposted by Guttenbirder
The painter Hans Burgkmair and his wife Anna (rotated), by Lukas Furtenagel, 1529, 📸 by @Avellino_Photo
January 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The painter Hans Burgkmair and his wife Anna (rotated), by Lukas Furtenagel, 1529, 📸 by @Avellino_Photo
Nothing brings out the 7-year-old dinosaur fan in me like a raptor with big claws. LOOK HOW BIG THEY ARE!
My first American Goshawk of 2025
My first American Goshawk of 2025
January 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Nothing brings out the 7-year-old dinosaur fan in me like a raptor with big claws. LOOK HOW BIG THEY ARE!
My first American Goshawk of 2025
My first American Goshawk of 2025
My favorite movie is Hot Rod.
if i ask you your favorite movie and it’s an award winning smart person movie i am judging you
January 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My favorite movie is Hot Rod.
Hey I’m Andrew and I like to talk about birds and basketball and post random nonsense and I want to keep up with the world on a website that’s not directly enriching a fascist.
Idk if I’ll stick here, but I’ll give it a shot!
Have yourself some Mississippi Kites.
Idk if I’ll stick here, but I’ll give it a shot!
Have yourself some Mississippi Kites.
January 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Hey I’m Andrew and I like to talk about birds and basketball and post random nonsense and I want to keep up with the world on a website that’s not directly enriching a fascist.
Idk if I’ll stick here, but I’ll give it a shot!
Have yourself some Mississippi Kites.
Idk if I’ll stick here, but I’ll give it a shot!
Have yourself some Mississippi Kites.