Have you guys ever seen a woodpecker's tongue? It's fucking weird.

I just about sprained a muscle celebrating that #duolingo bell.

I know I'm super super high when the conversations I have with myself are fucking amazing.

And yes. I know. It's one of thoooose posts. 🤢🤢🤢🤢

But really. I'm that fuckin high. Seriously.

#youhavetolovemeorgoaway

Wow. Breaking up with X and Facebook is hard to do. But I have to do it. #psawld

Hi friends. Making the transition from the Facebook group. Can anybody show me how to get the starter pack thing? #PSAWLD