This is my Sister's dog trying to strike the right balance of being cozy but not too hot under the covers.

Once a month I think about the line "The story of apes post squeeze is a bunch of people standing around a trashed hotel room at 5:00 am asking when the party is supposed to start."

There's a fantastic fractionation file about snakes and ladders waiting to be made.

My poor subby brain doesn't know what to do in these situations. I don't want to disagree with you, but you definitely are at least this sexy.