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Long-time graphic designer. Clothing designer since the pandemic. Oye, the next 4+ years. 😱 Shopzenzee.com if you like cashmere, tie dye and gingham.
Gonna add poopie pants and hello 13 yr old girl from Kansas, where are you? We need you right now.
July 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
So much to say about this that I don't even need too. Ewwww!
July 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM
How the hell can he like Trump then? He fits that bill pretty perfectly.
April 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Coulda shoulda wooda. Ginormous dick for most of his tenure

we definitely can wholeheartedly blame the turtle for this fucking mess we're in. His legacy is completely ruined. Too little too late even for a dinosaur turtle.
April 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Just like X, nobody decent expects true facts covering the White House. Don't show up for Trump. Invent a new venue to report honest news effectively. It will infuriate him. Don't go to his stupid press parties designed to megaphone his priorities.
March 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
If only #Mitch had done the right thing at the right time.
It's all right here #GOP
open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
February 19, 2025
The past week has solidified a sea change in American—and global—history.
open.substack.com
February 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM