Aaron Rogers looking annoyed by a receiver not knowing what exactly he was thinking and therefore was nowhere near the thrown ball hasn’t gotten old since he was in high school. This is just a normal game.

According to economists I am also in what is described as a U shaped, shock induced, deep recession.

It happened again. A stranger told me I looked like Mark Zuckerberg.

Has anyone actually read the Trump Bible? Or are they like regular bibles?

Trump is easiest the greatest Make-a-Wish fulfiller of sick people.

Really sick people

The saddest thing about Albuquerque isn’t it’s poverty, drug use, unhoused situation, drunk driving, Breaking Bad references, or an unfinished grunginess that permeates the city; it’s that Darren White is still a viable candidate. Everything else is a symptom and one is the disease.

JFK Jr is dumber than a box of rocks he uses for a larynx.

15 years ago America was very close to having Medicare for all, now instead we are going to have Medicare for none.

Breaking news: green card game show has been delayed. Apparently Kristi Noem was dead set on the name Habeas Corpus. It might take weeks before one of them recalls a second law term but doesn’t know what it means. Fingers crossed they don’t cheat and use Wikipedia. Otherwise they’ll ban it.

After tariffs on imported cars fails to be the Tesla car sales technique he thinks it is, how long until Trump ban’s internal combustion engines?

Early prediction but I see “casus belli” being the word of the year.

Mitch McConnell continues his assault on this country by throwing his body at a staircase in the Capitol.

Some dude who inherited a sports team from a guy who was the inspiration for the show Dallas accepting a championship trophy like he earned it just beat out homeless camp as the most American thing I’ve seen today.

I really hope both teams are allowed to wear their home jerseys so my colorblind dad who doesn’t follow football will be even more confused during the Super Bowl.