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Oh no, It’s 4th of July: Americans are gonna be insufferable again

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Oh No, It’s 4th of July: Americans are gonna be insufferable again
Meanwhile, most Americans remain deprived of basic health insurance coverage so common everywhere in Europe
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July 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Israel, West to bring women’s rights to Iran — even if it takes arming ISIS to do it

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Israel, West to bring women’s rights to Iran — even if it takes arming ISIS to do it
The 'civilized' West champions weaponizing grassroots movements like 'Women, Life, Freedom' for own political and military gains
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June 15, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Group of South African Karens Granted Asylum in the US

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Group of South African Karens Granted Asylum in the US
“It’s not racism, it’s reverse apartheid,” says woman who’s never met her gardener’s first name.
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May 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Pakistanis cheer for military as more civil liberties erode

#Pakistan

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Pakistanis cheer for military as more civil liberties erode
While all sections of the society united to cheer for the military against the archrival India, the Supreme Court ruled civilians can be tried in military courts
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May 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Modi's jingoistic India made Pakistan look the good guy

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Modi's jingoistic India made Pakistan look the good guy
Indian media's nightly tirades now make Pakistan’s state-run PTV look like NPR.
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May 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Pakistan shoots down 200 Indian jets as India kills 1 million terrorists

#IndiaPakistanWar

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Pakistan shoots down 200 Indian jets as India kills 1 million terrorists
Subcontinent sets new world record in imaginary warfare
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May 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Elon Musk declares Germany’s neo-Nazis ‘centrists,’ accidentally redefines compass

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Elon Musk declares Germany’s neo-Nazis ‘centrists,’ accidentally redefines compass
He has previously declared Hitler and Nazis as leftists and communists
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May 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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🇬🇧 FA's Chief Genital Inspector to ensure exclusion of trans women from women’s football

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FA's Chief Genital Inspector to ensure exclusion of trans women from football team
By Common Sense News (which was unfortunately banned for using too much of it)
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May 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Indian trolling now imminent, Pakistan warns international community

#india #pakistan

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Indian trolling now imminent, Pakistan warns international community
Islamabad calls for emergency UN session to prepare for meme nnslaught
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April 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Trump hides in bunker after losing tariff dogfight to China

#Trump

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Trump hides in bunker after losing tariff dogfight to China
But while Trump was front and center for the tariff announcements, he was suspiciously absent when it came time to roll back those same tariffs.
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April 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Too bitter: Marine Le Pen can't handle taste of own medicine

#LePen

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Too bitter: Marine Le Pen can't handle taste of own medicine
Paramedics described her condition upon arrival as “critically hypocritical.”
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April 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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#Putin ready for peace, without an inch of compromise

“He’s ready for peace like nobody else is ready for peace,” Donald #Trump insisted. “Nobody has seen anything like it.”

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Putin ready for peace, without an inch of compromise
That he wants everyone to surrender doesn't matter. What matters is that he's ready for peace like nobody is ready for peace, said bestie Donald Trump
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April 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Pakistani activist: I fight for refugees' rights in the West only

says he can't understand the criticism for not speaking up for Afghan refugees being deported in Pakistan

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Pakistani activist: I fight for refugees' rights in the West only
says he can't understand the criticism for not speaking up for Afghan refugees being deported in Pakistan
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April 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Scientists puzzled as still no cure found for Pakistani uncles' homophobia

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Scientists puzzled as still no cure found for Pakistani uncles' homophobia
"He keeps telling me he saw this on WhatsApp," said frustrated researcher Dr. Asif
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April 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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That’s what Trump really has against Europeans.

Trump slaps tariff on foreskin

#Trump #Europe

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Trump slaps tariff on foreskin
"This is really about what he has against Europe," insiders admit
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April 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Netanyahu finds his spirit animal in Viktor Orbán, praises Hungary as a ‘democratic inspiration’

#netanyahu #satire

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Netanyahu finds his spirit animal in Viktor Orbán, praises Hungary as a ‘democratic inspiration’
Orbán tells Netanyahu he needs not to worry about the ICJ arrest warrants since Hungary is proud of its disregard of European and international law
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April 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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No surprise there!

Berlin declared the most anti-social capital in the world

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Berlin declared the most anti-social capital
BERLIN — In a triumph of cold shoulders and passive-aggressive glares, Berlin has officially been named the most anti-social capital in the world, narrowly beating out Paris and Moscow in what critics...
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March 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Pakistan clarifies: Journalist’s family abducted and tortured only to fight disinformation

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Pakistan Clarifies: Journalist’s Family Abducted and Tortured Only to Fight Disinformation
"Disinformation is very dangerous for democracy and we have to do everything to fight it," authorities said while commenting on abduction of the journalist's family
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March 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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#Trump has finally found his worthy opponent to show his strength: the Houthis!

People found it anticlimactic because they were hoping he would taken on someone of his own stature first… you know, #Putin for example. He capitulated on that front rather quickly!
March 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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“Donate an egg for a hungry American child” - emergency egg donation appeal set up in the US. Call now.

#eggflation

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Emergency egg donation appeal set up in the US
Washington, D.C. – In a dramatic turn of events, the United States is now officially accepting egg donations—not for scientific research, but to help everyday Americans afford breakfast. With eggs …
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March 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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“Have you once said thank you?”

Stranded astronauts forced to thank Trump and Elon Musk before boarding capsule home

#NASA #SuniWilliams #Trump #ElonMusk

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Stranded astronauts forced to thank Trump and Elon Musk before boarding capsule home
Photo: Screenshot from a NASA ISS broadcast International Space Station – After nine long months of unexpected extended stay aboard the International Space Station (ISS), NASA astronauts Butch Wilm…
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March 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Self-Deport App: man self-deports mother-in-law who is a citizen

#satire #guppu #cbphome

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Self-Deport App: man self-deports mother-in-law who is a citizen
In a bold, innovative move that completely redefines immigration enforcement (and basic human dignity), the U.S. Customs and Borders Protection (CBP) inclose cooperation with the Immigration and Cu…
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March 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Elderly German warmongers furious as twink Ole Nymoen refuses to die for their war!

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Elderly German warmongers furious as twink Ole Nymoen refuses to die for their war
Germany’s esteemed class of elderly, liberal warmongers — also known in Germany as alte Weiße Männer — has found itself in a crisis: young, working-class men like Ole Nymoen are refusin…
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March 16, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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“It’s called anti-Zionism now,” mob said while beating Jewish student

#antisemitism #studentprotests

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“It’s called anti-Zionism now,” mob said while beating Jewish student
In yet another courageous act of social justice, a group of self-proclaimed “anti-Zionists” proved their commitment to human rights by violently attacking a Jewish student—because nothing says ‘mor…
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March 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Luigi Mangione: From murder suspect to a pornstar in high demand

#luigimangione

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March 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM