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Three things you should know before you proceed:
-I am a glorious, confusing mix of all four Golden Girls
-The good outnumber you and we always will
-Donald Trump and all of his followers are garbage. If this offends you, then you are too :)
#Leguminati
-I am a glorious, confusing mix of all four Golden Girls
-The good outnumber you and we always will
-Donald Trump and all of his followers are garbage. If this offends you, then you are too :)
#Leguminati
April marked 20 years since my Nana died; today she would have been 87 I’m feeling a lot of feelings. If she were still alive, I’m sure I’d have no relationship with her; she loved me unconditionally but she would have loved 45/47. I’ll never forgive him for the damage he’s caused.
October 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
April marked 20 years since my Nana died; today she would have been 87 I’m feeling a lot of feelings. If she were still alive, I’m sure I’d have no relationship with her; she loved me unconditionally but she would have loved 45/47. I’ll never forgive him for the damage he’s caused.
I wrotE a thousand songs that you find uncool
I built a legacy that you can't unDo
But When I count the scars
There's A moment of truth
That theRe wouldn't be this
If there haDn't been you
I built a legacy that you can't unDo
But When I count the scars
There's A moment of truth
That theRe wouldn't be this
If there haDn't been you
August 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I wrotE a thousand songs that you find uncool
I built a legacy that you can't unDo
But When I count the scars
There's A moment of truth
That theRe wouldn't be this
If there haDn't been you
I built a legacy that you can't unDo
But When I count the scars
There's A moment of truth
That theRe wouldn't be this
If there haDn't been you
Riverview, FL. NO KINGS!
June 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Riverview, FL. NO KINGS!
Oof. Felt this to my core!
(Stolen from @raqg_ on TikTok)
(Stolen from @raqg_ on TikTok)
May 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oof. Felt this to my core!
(Stolen from @raqg_ on TikTok)
(Stolen from @raqg_ on TikTok)
I learned today that a former coworker passed away about six weeks ago. We lost touch with when I deleted fb and I regret it. This snip of his obituary that made me laugh through my tears
Here’s to you, my friend. May angels lead you in. I look forward to hugging you again 💜
Here’s to you, my friend. May angels lead you in. I look forward to hugging you again 💜
April 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I learned today that a former coworker passed away about six weeks ago. We lost touch with when I deleted fb and I regret it. This snip of his obituary that made me laugh through my tears
Here’s to you, my friend. May angels lead you in. I look forward to hugging you again 💜
Here’s to you, my friend. May angels lead you in. I look forward to hugging you again 💜
CBP in Riverview, FL this morning
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 AM
CBP in Riverview, FL this morning
Saw this recently on a gas pump in a blue area of FL. I continue to exist out of spite so I can celebrate #8647
April 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Saw this recently on a gas pump in a blue area of FL. I continue to exist out of spite so I can celebrate #8647
Target must be feeling these boycotts because in the few years I’ve had this Chase card, I’ve NEVER had one of these offers available. Lololololol #boycotttarget
April 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Target must be feeling these boycotts because in the few years I’ve had this Chase card, I’ve NEVER had one of these offers available. Lololololol #boycotttarget
Just a reminder as to how small this world is: I was in Chicago this weekend and at the airport, talked to two different people who asked if I’m from Maryland and then shared that they are too. We’re all so connected to one another 💜
April 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Just a reminder as to how small this world is: I was in Chicago this weekend and at the airport, talked to two different people who asked if I’m from Maryland and then shared that they are too. We’re all so connected to one another 💜
Today I am thankful for Honda because my mom walked away from this 💙
April 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today I am thankful for Honda because my mom walked away from this 💙
and if you think of looking back, I hope you don’t
I hope you’re happy and I hope I never know
I hope you’re happy and I hope I never know
April 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
and if you think of looking back, I hope you don’t
I hope you’re happy and I hope I never know
I hope you’re happy and I hope I never know
I hold on to this pride because these days it’s all I have
And I gave to you my best and we both know you can’t say that
I wish you were a better man
I wonder what we would have become
If you were a better man
We might still be in love
If you were a better man
And I gave to you my best and we both know you can’t say that
I wish you were a better man
I wonder what we would have become
If you were a better man
We might still be in love
If you were a better man
March 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I hold on to this pride because these days it’s all I have
And I gave to you my best and we both know you can’t say that
I wish you were a better man
I wonder what we would have become
If you were a better man
We might still be in love
If you were a better man
And I gave to you my best and we both know you can’t say that
I wish you were a better man
I wonder what we would have become
If you were a better man
We might still be in love
If you were a better man
I’ve thought about this tweet many times since I first saw it. At this point, I’m outliving these toolbags out of spite. Hope you join me :)
March 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve thought about this tweet many times since I first saw it. At this point, I’m outliving these toolbags out of spite. Hope you join me :)
Tonight’s timeline cleanser: sunset in Siesta Key, FL
March 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Tonight’s timeline cleanser: sunset in Siesta Key, FL
Timeline cleanser: tonight’s sunset
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Timeline cleanser: tonight’s sunset
You’re telling me I have to leave (technically) British soil to return to aMeRiCa?!
February 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You’re telling me I have to leave (technically) British soil to return to aMeRiCa?!
My last job sent me into a panic attack for the first time in 20 years and then a legit nervous breakdown. My new job sends me to Turks & Caicos. Is it safe to say I won?
February 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My last job sent me into a panic attack for the first time in 20 years and then a legit nervous breakdown. My new job sends me to Turks & Caicos. Is it safe to say I won?
Timeline cleanser: the derpiest cat to ever derp (and no the tummy is not a trap)
February 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Timeline cleanser: the derpiest cat to ever derp (and no the tummy is not a trap)
In a world full ugliness, there’s still so much beauty
February 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
In a world full ugliness, there’s still so much beauty
Credit to sfram on tiktok (not sure if they’re here and don’t want to tag the wrong person)
February 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Credit to sfram on tiktok (not sure if they’re here and don’t want to tag the wrong person)
living in Florida has numerous downsides but being able to read outside at 515pm in early February isn’t one of them
February 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
living in Florida has numerous downsides but being able to read outside at 515pm in early February isn’t one of them
Courtesy of @politcalmemes.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Courtesy of @politcalmemes.bsky.social
A lot sucks about living in Florida but I really do love our 6pm sunsets in February
February 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A lot sucks about living in Florida but I really do love our 6pm sunsets in February