I'm fairly certain the correct term is Lava Chicken...

Oh that's so cute and hot it's illegal in at least 30 states

Look, not being able to finish happens to everyone from time to time... But when it becomes a reoccurring issue, the patient deserves our pity...

I'm sure they make a pill or cream or something for that.

In an ideal world, sure, but we’re all out of those. A local Walmart protest last year resulted in my department being cut to part-time, costing us insurance. My hours dropped from 45 to 20, forcing me to get a second job to pay for cancer treatment TO STAY ALIVE. These protests only hurt workers.

The powers that be won't care. The ONLY people that this will hurt is the hourly workers who will get their paychecks cut from losing hours.