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Rawr. I’m a dinosaur.
🥲 it’s just beautiful
Oliver Holt actually talking some sense in the Mail.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Saka!!! Now get the kid on!!! #arsenal
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Wow. This is very powerful.
September 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m pretty sure that the Emirates was built on top of a haunted pet cemetery or something. #arsenal
September 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I think it’s crazy how so much of the online fanbase has already determined Gyok is a bust.

This isn’t FIFA.
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
All the Martinelli haters… sit down. #arsenal
September 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Sure xenomorphs are scary… but they don’t hold a candle to the nightmare fuel that is the “octo-eye” of #alienearth
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
You know what the Arsenal needs to make it a 10/10 transfer window? A new left back.

Berta: “hold my beer.”
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal working to sign Piero Hincapie from Bayer Leverkusen - subject to player exits. 23yo defender told #Bayer04 of wish to leave + prioritising #AFC above others. Efforts ongoing to make fee more realistic than €60m clause 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
Arsenal working on deal to sign Piero Hincapie from Bayer Leverkusen
Hincapie’s preference is to join Arsenal and the Premier League side are ready to push for him, should departures materialise.
www.nytimes.com
August 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Someone light a candle for Havertz, please.
August 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Terrible news about Palace’s European adventure today. If true, shame on UEFA for their double standards. #cpfc #uefa
August 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Rawr. Rrawwwr grrwrarr rwarrr roooooaaarwwwer left side rwaaaawwr gggwwaaarr rwar losing rawarrr stagnate attacking rawwwarrr seasons over rwaaar gwwwwar fuck this!

Sums up the mood today. #chill #arsenal
August 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m happy that Rob Holding is going to Colorado so he can finally live his fantasy of being an American cowboy.
July 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Excited for Berta to approach Newcastle with an offer of 120,000,001£ #arsenal #isak
July 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I didn’t think it could get much worse than sprinklely-salt-meat-wanker guy being on the pitch after the World Cup. But no surprise FIFA can find new levels of low. Odious. #cwc
July 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I think I understand what the issue with Madueke is.

He’s not a left back.
July 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The Palace news is really disappointing. If i’m a player for them I’m incredibly pissed off. #cpfc
July 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
@arseblog.com @gunnerblog.bsky.social goodly morning. To my horror during the US v Mex “Gold” cup final, the substitutions were sponsored by Yerba Mate. Im sure this will come to the EPL soon. So who would you like as the first substitution sponsor for the Prem? Wrong answers only. #arsecastextra
July 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Sorry #usmnt but if you want to win trophies you shouldn’t hire a manager from the Totenham. #spursy
July 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I am convinced that Alexi Lalas is the worst thing to ever happen to US soccer. #goldcup #usmnt
July 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I listen to the @arsenalvisionpodcast.com transfer daily, mostly just to check in on Eliot’s mental health. After yesterday’s episode, I’m convinced he’s going to spend his vacation rocking back and forth muttering “dead end” and “cul de sac” to himself.
July 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Best news of the transfer season
June 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh Canada…
June 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The 2026 World Cup is giving strong 1933 Berlin Olympics vibes.
June 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Thomas Frank is a great manager.

But the weight of the Totenham with crush him. Levy will never give him the time he needs.

I hope he’s smart enough to say “no way”
June 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM