Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
I regularly try to open my house door with my car keys.
With the doofer not an actual key.
With the doofer not an actual key.
December 19, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I regularly try to open my house door with my car keys.
With the doofer not an actual key.
With the doofer not an actual key.
Limited edition.
In before the boot.
In before the boot.
December 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Limited edition.
In before the boot.
In before the boot.
Have you drawn Wilfried Nancy from Celtic yet?
December 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Have you drawn Wilfried Nancy from Celtic yet?
If you snus you lose.
Part of your rectal lining.
Part of your rectal lining.
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If you snus you lose.
Part of your rectal lining.
Part of your rectal lining.
Leave your bags in the car.
Pack from the trolley into the boot.
It's far quicker and easier.
Pack from the trolley into the boot.
It's far quicker and easier.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Leave your bags in the car.
Pack from the trolley into the boot.
It's far quicker and easier.
Pack from the trolley into the boot.
It's far quicker and easier.
Solid gold Gucci belt buckle.
That was always the dream.
That was always the dream.
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Solid gold Gucci belt buckle.
That was always the dream.
That was always the dream.
She's not an idiot.
She can see what to do.
The 'anti-woke' dog-whistle gravy train is lucrative if you can get on it.
It's just that she's got all the gravitas of a fence post.
There are craters on the moon with more culture and personality.
She can see what to do.
The 'anti-woke' dog-whistle gravy train is lucrative if you can get on it.
It's just that she's got all the gravitas of a fence post.
There are craters on the moon with more culture and personality.
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
She's not an idiot.
She can see what to do.
The 'anti-woke' dog-whistle gravy train is lucrative if you can get on it.
It's just that she's got all the gravitas of a fence post.
There are craters on the moon with more culture and personality.
She can see what to do.
The 'anti-woke' dog-whistle gravy train is lucrative if you can get on it.
It's just that she's got all the gravitas of a fence post.
There are craters on the moon with more culture and personality.
ONE!
GOLD!
RING!
................
and a hobbit loving potatoes.
You know the tune.
GOLD!
RING!
................
and a hobbit loving potatoes.
You know the tune.
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December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
ONE!
GOLD!
RING!
................
and a hobbit loving potatoes.
You know the tune.
GOLD!
RING!
................
and a hobbit loving potatoes.
You know the tune.
There's a lot of very hairy babies this year.
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 PM
There's a lot of very hairy babies this year.
That's similar to Queen Victoria inventing the scotch.
Before 1859 they were just slightly angrier Yorkshireists.
She invented bagpipes, tartan, cholesterol and alcoholism and gave it to Scotland.
Never looked back ya radge!
Before 1859 they were just slightly angrier Yorkshireists.
She invented bagpipes, tartan, cholesterol and alcoholism and gave it to Scotland.
Never looked back ya radge!
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
That's similar to Queen Victoria inventing the scotch.
Before 1859 they were just slightly angrier Yorkshireists.
She invented bagpipes, tartan, cholesterol and alcoholism and gave it to Scotland.
Never looked back ya radge!
Before 1859 they were just slightly angrier Yorkshireists.
She invented bagpipes, tartan, cholesterol and alcoholism and gave it to Scotland.
Never looked back ya radge!
Donald Trump fucks dogs for cash.
My name is Elizabeth Truss.
My name is Elizabeth Truss.
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Donald Trump fucks dogs for cash.
My name is Elizabeth Truss.
My name is Elizabeth Truss.
I think it's super.
A broth of fresh air.
A broth of fresh air.
December 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I think it's super.
A broth of fresh air.
A broth of fresh air.
Speaking ill of the regime - that's a paddlin
a cartoon of a man holding a paddle with the caption looking out the window that 's a paddling
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December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Speaking ill of the regime - that's a paddlin
It's Groks all the way down.
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It's Groks all the way down.
If they think we won't deep fry food that has already been deep fried then they're in for a shock.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If they think we won't deep fry food that has already been deep fried then they're in for a shock.
You just know that will be changed for the next game.
The board I mean.
Not the manager.
Probably.
The board I mean.
Not the manager.
Probably.
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You just know that will be changed for the next game.
The board I mean.
Not the manager.
Probably.
The board I mean.
Not the manager.
Probably.
Haha.
Lovely stuff.
Lovely stuff.
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Haha.
Lovely stuff.
Lovely stuff.
Oh no.
I don't know who this is.
Does that mean I lose my citizenship?
I don't know who this is.
Does that mean I lose my citizenship?
December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oh no.
I don't know who this is.
Does that mean I lose my citizenship?
I don't know who this is.
Does that mean I lose my citizenship?
The only true St Peter.
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The only true St Peter.
"F**k off and die you lib b********d"
Exodus 4:19
Exodus 4:19
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
"F**k off and die you lib b********d"
Exodus 4:19
Exodus 4:19
The only thing thinner than his hairline is his skin.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The only thing thinner than his hairline is his skin.
Body warmers have always been the uniform of the twat.
Renaming it a gilet is a typically twatty thing to do.
The twats.
Renaming it a gilet is a typically twatty thing to do.
The twats.
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Body warmers have always been the uniform of the twat.
Renaming it a gilet is a typically twatty thing to do.
The twats.
Renaming it a gilet is a typically twatty thing to do.
The twats.