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Captain Quattro Neobajeena of the H.R.T. Forcefem
@gundamcalibarn.bsky.social
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the artist formerly known as sarahnolactone
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behold, the power of playing a three second loop of sirius symboli calling the trainer puppy-chan for an entire unity cup
oguri cap end screen with A rank speed, B rank stamina, B+ rank power, C rank guts, C+ rank wit, and 599,656 fans
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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boutta get faded off the 流れてく　時の中ででも　気だるさが　ほらグルグル廻って
bad apple juice monster
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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everyone forgets the undisputed champ
margaret thatcher looking demonic with horns and a scary evil mouth on a fire background surrounded by (i think????) warhammer stuff i really dunno they look like the yogscast dwarf with a mohawk
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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many such oomfs
tumblr post from @swagophile reading: me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus I talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice maid 1: poison her maid 2: yea poison her maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve maid 2: MARY maid 1: cmon mary maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more maid 3: whatever. If you need the poison just hit me up maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin maid 1: how recent is the spill maid 5: a few days old maid 2: you’re fucked
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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ok ykw i can’t argue with that
the previous meme but with a discord notif saying “you have been warned in the umamusume pretty derby server”
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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happy twin turbo tuesday to those who observe it
twin turbo umamusume standing on the good path bad path meme but both paths are bad, the one on the left says twin towers and the one on the right says twink torture
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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yeah man fuck it ykw
white text on black background: post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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amuwo… (^｡^)i’m (〃ω〃)doing something (●´ω｀●)extwemewy (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)wicked… ^_−☆if ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎you’we (´・ω・)neawby, ^_−☆feew (*≧∀≦*)my ∩^ω^∩ pwesence…(*^ω^*)
char aznable from char’s counterattack with a cat tail, cat ears, and a pink collar with a bell, edited in a “purikura” style. the photo is on a pink background with pink hearts, a cherry blossom border, chiikawa, and pink bubble text reading “オカマ” and “哀れなニャーニャー”
November 8, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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might be goated
pen drawing of a hand holding a phone. the linemanship is scratchy, the crosshatch shading is dark, and the phone has the words “insert anime porn here” written on it
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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smiling gold star with balloons and party horns in the background and bold pink text in the front reading “FEMS AND THEMS!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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i live in permanent agony
soyjak wearing a shirt reading “I Love art But I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER do anatomy studies i promise”
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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a spinner wheel with two options, “me” and “ena shinonome”
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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oh yea btw sculpture comms are open i do shit like this and the orders are pretty customizable, please repost so i can get a little traction i need some money to move out
a ceramic doll in a wedding dress, its face repaired with kintsugi gold and one eye missing a ceramic doll in an almost ghostly white dress sitting in a burnt high chair. its head is replaced with a lit skull candle and in one hand it holds a skull-shaped jar sealed with red wax and in the other it has a white flower doll in an ornate blue and white dress, its head replaced with a polaroid camera and its original head being held in its arms like a camera, its eyes replaced with camera parts doll in an ornate purple dress, its head replaced with a faux wolf skull covered in blue floral patterns
November 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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works cited:
periodic table of the elements with lead circled and six large red arrows pointing to it
October 31, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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a play in two acts
a discord message reading “insane shit happening at work so, my one coworker got in and told us he'd slept like an hour and a half anime coworker goes "don't worry dawg i gotchu, i've got energy drink powder" and, no fucking joke pulls out the gamer supps shylily blowhole blast taste is like maybe a 6/10” a photo of a paper cup filled with a dark green liquid that looks similar to pond water, followed by a text message reading “by mixing gamer supps blowhole blast and half a can of faygo i've created a drink i call The Sludge. the taste is indescribably bad and it will keep me awake for several”
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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couldn’t have guessed what biases colin wright, who the wall street journal has chosen to platform, holds
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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wheel of fortune board “t_ere _re L__ ___rs e_er___ere” and the hint is “things for those with the eyes to see” (it’s the liv agar copypasta)
October 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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bsky this morning
an edit of the “makima is listening” scene with kishibe from chainsaw man saying “fuck protesting” but holding up a notepad saying “the us department of agriculture is listening”
October 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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prepare for the stay gold posting arc
“you’ve heard of tomboy, now get ready for a dude” with vodka as “tomboy” and stay gold as “a dude”
October 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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celebrating mizu5 hitting global tomorrow by having dysphoria strong enough to jumpstart a fusion reactor
can you believe it guys? bake no hana, just a day away! mizu5 is in a day! i am so dysphoric about this information
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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got bored
October 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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ok yeah the autistic one might be one of my new horshis (horse oshis)
oguri cap wearing a hat saying “undiagnosed but pretty sure” and holding four churros in each hand like she’s fucking wolverine
October 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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teenage mutant ninja turtles title card reading “subpar head of trust and safety”, a parody of aaron’s account banner
October 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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“life is roblox” nah dawg, today life is chrono trigger
portland frog guy
October 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM