The only difference between egg salad and chicken salad is rooster cum

Working class conservatives are useful idiots

Several years ago, I made the fateful mistake of buying a large quantity of underwear at one time. I am now in a vicious cycle of having to replace all of my underwear at the same time. So anyway, some of my neighbours may have seen my crack

Okay, birds, I know what you're saying and it's disgusting

They would like you to know that they like apples too

Americans: do you have chip wagons in the states?

Playing High on Life is, ironically, very hard to play while high

Another Ford majority. Motherfucker

Just saw Companion. So fucking good

Gonna say something controversial: Hellboy(2019)
is criminally underrated

My fellow ADHD stoners: I'm attempting to do Dry January but the last few days my ADHD has been feels like it's in overdrive. Anyone else experience this?

Just finished the last episode of #LowerDecks
I am going to miss the hell outta this show

Does anyone know what kind of lumber you'd use for a guillotine? It's it 2x4s or would one use 4x4s? Asking for a billionaire

Gonna keep reposting this little handy guide for adding pronoun labels to your profile (and for seeing others’ labels!)
Add the labeled and like the post with your pronouns and Shazam!

Whatever you do, DO NOT go back to the other app and take him I'm this. Don't do it

Serious question, Event Horizon is an awesome movie, right? Or am I remembering wrong?