|| man
|| here I thought that shit was left behind on twitter

“ 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘦𝘩? 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺. 𝘔𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘯𝘰𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵! 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭, 𝘵𝘰𝘰. “

“ . . 𝘏𝘶𝘩? 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯, ‘𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘶𝘵’? 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢— “
À̵̧͓̮̭͇̱A̶̡͙̓͗͌͋̑͘̚͝A̵̜̘͎̱̙͚̮̥͒͂͐̌̂̂̉̿̒A̵̖̻͗̔̓̂A̸̛͕͖̩̙͍̳̰͇̿̃̌̅̑̋̉̀͆A̵̧͚̒̐̾̆̇̈́̓À̴̜͍͉̼͓͙͚̓̈́̑A̶̢̙̞͚̭̘͐̃Ä̶̳͚͕͒̀͛̅̿̃́͛Ả̷͙̼̜̖̘̤̗̽̀͝Ã̵̡̜̬̪͉̫͚̭̟̾͊À̶̧̠̯͎̳̳̠̍̽̐̕͝ͅA̷̩̙͖̭̦͇̙͌͜Ą̶͇̖̥͓̻̎̀̍̇͂̂͌̅̚Ą̵̞͕̰̗̹̱̼͂̇̉A̴̘͠A̷̡̤̹͔̯͗̈́͒̐͘͝A̵̺̝̜͑̄̅̓̇͊̽A̷̢̲͚̟̘̦͈̠̲̲̐͑́̄͘

“ 𝘞𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 . . 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩. 𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘢𝘴𝘴. 𝘚𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘮𝘢𝘯. “

𝙎𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝘸𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺.

|| Was on a brief hiatus because of personal matters, but at least that’s all handled now.

|| On the downside, ALL OF MY NOTIFICATIONS HAVE DISAPPEARED.

|| F U C K

“ 𝙊𝙝, 𝙝𝙚𝙮! “

“ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘹𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘎𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸 — 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥, 𝘣𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵. “

“ 𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨? 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵? “

𝐇𝐄𝐘, 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐔𝐏!

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘥!

𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐!

|| Hoo boy, first thing I wake up to this morning is a raceplay account trying to get some action with me.

|| Yeah nahhh, I don’t fw that.

𝘖𝘩, 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘭𝘭!

𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 — 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝙢𝙖𝙮𝙗𝙚, 𝘢 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝.

|| God, I hope the labels actually hide things from the people who don’t want to see them.

|| I don’t really want to flashbang my more SFW leaning buddies with Iyo tiddy, or worse.

|| Knowing my luck, it’s probably not gonna work.

𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙄𝙮𝙤’𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨!

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 . . .

|| guess who woke up with a killer headache? Meee!!!!
|| god, I’m tired.

|| While I keep trying to solve my lack of ideas, I’ll just drop this in the meantime.

|| damn, usually people have the exact opposite problem.
|| poor guy is suffering from success.

💛 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭!

𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘢𝘭 — 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘺!

|| Someone’s got a type, I see.

|| I’m kind of surprised people follow me back. Pleasantly surprised! But surprised all the same.

|| Feels good, bruv.

|| While I attempt to solve my writer’s block, I will give you a wonderful gift:

kitty

“ 𝐎𝐢! 𝘋𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨! “

“ クソ変態、𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴! “

“ 𝘞𝘰𝘸, 𝘪𝘵 — 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘴𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘯. 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮, 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵? “

“ 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬, 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 — ! “

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧.

𝘙𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬: 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵!

. . 𝙸𝚏 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑.

“ 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘐 𝘥𝘰. 𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯’ 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. “

“ 𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝. “

“ . . 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘮, 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺. “

“ 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙫𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙨! “

“ 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭, 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺? 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦. 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦’𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧. “

“ . . 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘬 — ! “

“ 𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 — 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘺. 𝘋𝘪𝘥’𝘫𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘰? “