hostile plant
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Why is every book I decide to read 400 pages
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Why is every book I decide to read 400 pages
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Jean Arp, Birds in an Aquarium, c. 1920
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136380
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136380
December 4, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Jean Arp, Birds in an Aquarium, c. 1920
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136380
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136380
Delirious from Covid and DayQuil meth, more depressed than I’ve ever been, collapsed on the floor sobbing for an hour, happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Delirious from Covid and DayQuil meth, more depressed than I’ve ever been, collapsed on the floor sobbing for an hour, happy thanksgiving
I’ve produced my own weight in snot this past week
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’ve produced my own weight in snot this past week
The head of billing came back to work at 7:30, put two jars of vodka sauce on her desk, and left
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The head of billing came back to work at 7:30, put two jars of vodka sauce on her desk, and left
Saturday definitely has the highest rate of me crying on my drive home from work
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Saturday definitely has the highest rate of me crying on my drive home from work
Coughed up a piece of phlegm that looked like a cockroach today
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Coughed up a piece of phlegm that looked like a cockroach today
The stuff my tv’s Home Screen is trying to get me to watch looks like the fake movies from 30 rock
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The stuff my tv’s Home Screen is trying to get me to watch looks like the fake movies from 30 rock
Psychosis ticking up 📈
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Psychosis ticking up 📈
I can’t stand when people who don’t need to use speech to text. I gotta spend all this time parsing the errors just cause you’re too lazy to type. Bitch fuck you
September 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I can’t stand when people who don’t need to use speech to text. I gotta spend all this time parsing the errors just cause you’re too lazy to type. Bitch fuck you
Getting double vaxxed today and taking extra strength Tylenol later to stack the autism
September 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Getting double vaxxed today and taking extra strength Tylenol later to stack the autism
It’s crazy how mid everything gets when there’s a republican president
Television's biggest stars hit the red carpet Sunday under a bright September sun for the Emmys, the first of many awards shows that will offer style trends on the road to the Oscars.
Here are some of the top looks seen at the Peacock Theater:
u.afp.com/SPNT
Here are some of the top looks seen at the Peacock Theater:
u.afp.com/SPNT
September 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s crazy how mid everything gets when there’s a republican president
Powtorz mi
YouTube video by Irena Santor - Topic
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September 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
New jay just dropped 🔥
An Intergeneric Hybrid Between Historically Isolated Temperate and Tropical Jays Following Recent Range Expansion | doi.org/10.1002/ece3... | Ecology and Evolution | #ornithology 🪶
September 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
New jay just dropped 🔥
Lady at the grocery store congratulated me on my height
September 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Lady at the grocery store congratulated me on my height
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From Burton Agnes Hall, a glorious late Elizabethan (1590s-1600s) country house near Bridlington, a riot of religious and moralising imagery with some classical moments, including a door jamb decorated with Saturn and Jupiter, in which Saturn is devouring a child...
August 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
From Burton Agnes Hall, a glorious late Elizabethan (1590s-1600s) country house near Bridlington, a riot of religious and moralising imagery with some classical moments, including a door jamb decorated with Saturn and Jupiter, in which Saturn is devouring a child...
You ever think about setting your house on fire and start sobbing ecstatically 🤔
August 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You ever think about setting your house on fire and start sobbing ecstatically 🤔
What should I do for my September crashout this yer
Bleach my hair honey blonde?
Or get Botox at the dentist?
Bleach my hair honey blonde?
Or get Botox at the dentist?
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What should I do for my September crashout this yer
Bleach my hair honey blonde?
Or get Botox at the dentist?
Bleach my hair honey blonde?
Or get Botox at the dentist?
Pulling out a portable nail drill at work
August 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pulling out a portable nail drill at work
It’s easy to forget that hurricane tornado season just started
August 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s easy to forget that hurricane tornado season just started