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Poop McGuffin
@gumpo.bsky.social
The fabled turd of legend
For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones...
November 7, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Welp, looks like the dems strategy of running as 90s republicans didn't work.
November 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I'm not evil! I'm not evil! They shout as they slowly transform into Hitler.
here is the response to the names of dead kids being read aloud from those leaving the DNC gathering, again, for posterity
August 22, 2024 at 4:47 PM
If someone has a cybertruck you could just break it on purpose and they wont even know it's not some weird defect.
July 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM
JD Vance should be slow cooked like the little piggy he is. He'd make a hell of a lechon.
July 23, 2024 at 5:54 PM
I wonder what cringe celebrity music videos we will get for this election. I doubt anything will top fight song but i have hope.
July 23, 2024 at 5:52 PM
The Kamala campaign is gonna bring back hamilton stans.
July 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Deep down they don't really care if trump wins. It only makes the democratic party more relevant. Gives them something to fundraise around. They don't care what actually happens to people.
July 23, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Lets not forget that Kamala and the whole administration are all complicit in this genocide. Nothing will fundamentally change and we didn't even get the illusion of a choice this time.
July 23, 2024 at 2:19 PM
People who think there is a reason for hope because Joe dropped out are like people who think their abusive relationship is getting better because they didn't get punched today.
July 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Wondering if this whole Biden dropping out late thing is just a ploy to avoid having primaries because the dem establishment doesn't want to have to answer to any criticism or potential challenge from the left on their support of genocide.
July 23, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Biden should have brought a bagged lunch. It'd be smarter than whatever this shit is.
July 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Kyle Gass getting kicked out of Tenacious D is like if Ringo kicked out all the other Beatles.
July 17, 2024 at 2:21 PM
I'm so far in the fucking hole there's a goddamn balrog
July 10, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Thank you to everyone who shared or contributed to this. I can't express how much I appreciate the support. It's easy to forget sometimes how much power there is in community, but it's pretty much the only reason we even exist as a species. Love you all.
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So, yeah. Some shit happened. Pretty sure this wont get seen by anyone but whatever. I need some help!
The Gumpo Fund
I need money to have electricity. Long story.
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June 28, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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So, yeah. Some shit happened. Pretty sure this wont get seen by anyone but whatever. I need some help!
The Gumpo Fund
I need money to have electricity. Long story.
www.paypal.com
June 27, 2024 at 5:35 AM
June 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Went to Big Howell's @howelldawdy.bsky.social album release show. Amazing time.
June 18, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Can we get some actual violent protests around here.
May 1, 2024 at 10:00 PM
If I ever go to Disney it will be to kill myself at the happiest place on earth.
December 13, 2023 at 6:53 AM
What people don't realize is that the massive support for Israel by american christians is fueled by a desire to bring about the actual biblical apocalypse.
October 26, 2023 at 6:15 PM
And he piled upon the whale's white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his entire race from Adam down. If his chest were a cannon, he would burst his heart's hot shell upon it. #freepalestine
October 14, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Nothing seems to happen when I stick my dick in this Flashlight. Not sure what all the hype is about.
August 29, 2023 at 10:59 PM
Reposted by Poop McGuffin
William Hardison Sr was killed by predatory house flippers. He was killed by capitalism. Story here: youtu.be/hx_Etq14iqE?...
August 25, 2023 at 2:10 AM