The burden of having fat tits 😔

My wife likes to tell me "chevron seven locked in place" when I'm doing a good job 😂

I'm gonna try to hit the 10am tomorrow one. Should be aight.

I mean, I do like... 480mg of caffeine a day and STILL don't feel like the main character

Good luck 🫂

Nice, happy birthday yo

"Hey there, gang. It's time to talk about Candle strokers. Have you got so gooned out that you needed, something, ANYTHING, to stick your bits into? Relive that confusion as you reach for a Candle. Why is it called that? Do you leave it in the box to be discreet? Conversation starter? Use my code.."

Hell ya, living on vibes