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Your pal Guinea, now in blueᵀᴹ. He/Him
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Definitely not enough gas to get all the way over from the Western Pacific. That's about a 7000 mile trip.
A section of the world map focused on the Pacific, with the Western Pacific bordered by Asia and the Eastern Pacific bordered by the Americas.
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I heard a noise in my closet the other night, and expected I'd see Toasty clombing on my drawers again. I look over... and I catch him climbing up my hung clothes to try to get up to the top shelf 😅
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Tue face of a boy who remembered that blankets are for sleeping, NOT FOR POOPING ON
A white Siamese cat laying contentedly on a blue and green blanket instead of pooping on it, Toasty! An MLM men love men flag is hanging on the wall behind him.
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Wow, guess my turn finally came up.
Screenshot of Pokemon TCG Pocket showing 5 cards pulled in one pack: Indeedee EX, Mega Ampharos EX, Whomsicott EX, Gothita, Mega Altaria EX. The cards are eother holographic or special art. All except for Gothita are new cards collected.
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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This Fucker nearly making me relive the experience of spending a ton of stamina failing to pull it on the first event, and finally made itself known on the final chance pack woth 5 minutes left on the clock.

What a diva!
Screenshot of Pokemon TCG Mobile, showing a Lapras EX card from its first solo battle event. The word New is in the corner as it has finally been captured.
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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The BONE IN BUTT PORTION ham returns. Now that the colder part of the uear is upon us, it can finally achieve its absolute evolutionary state as BONE IN BUTT broth
A large pot simmering with the remains of a bone in butt portion ham turning into broth.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This year's pumpkins. Mine is the one on the left 🎃
Two pumpkins sitting on newspapers on a wooden table. The one on the left is carved with round eyes, a pointy nose, and a big toothy grin resembling Enoch from Over the Garden Wall. The one on the right has two deliberately missized eyes and a twisty grin for a crazed appearance.
October 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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It might not be a lizard, but little hunter Onyx likes the The Last Door cursor.
October 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I might be a little self-indulgent with this game
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A. The player character is taking a selfie inside Emma's detective office, standing in front of her desk and smiling at the camera. Emma, in her detective jacket, is seated at her desk behind her laptop with her hands interlocked in front of her. As per her neutral state, she is smiling and looking toward the player. The deliberate posing of the selfie makes it look as if she is smiling in adoration toward the player.
October 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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As is tradition, the group photo

(featuring wandering background cat. Showa Candy Shop 3 crossover??)
Screenshot from Hungry Hearts Ramen showing a full restaurant with all the named customers sitting in places of prominence. The grandma and grandpa that run the restaurant are standing and sitting behind the counter at rest, grandma smiling and grandpa wmiling at his newspaper. A line of delicious foods including mapo tofu rice, sweet and sour pork, two types of ramen, peking duck, and flan a la mode sit on seeving counters next to the kitten. A white cat outside passes by the glass door.
October 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Another Hungry Hearts finished. As long as Gagex Co Ltd keeps making these, I'm gonna keep on playing them. You think it's all fun and cozy until one stray line at the right times gets me holding back tears. Every single time 😭
End screen from the video game Hungry Hearts Ramen. At sunset, the grandma and grandpa stand in front of the ramen restaurant they own and operate together. Grandpa looks at grandma in subdued happiness. Grandma waves towards a shadow in the distance of a girl and a man as they walk away toward the urban skyline in the distance, leaving stretched shadows behind. The girl waves back toward the grandma and grandpa. The words The End are glowing in the bottom right corner.
October 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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But hey, in the news of good things coming out today, Hungry Hearts Ramen is now out 🥳
Screenshot of the Google Play Store page for Hungry Hearts Ramen, by GAGEX Co., Ltd. The screenshots shows key art of a grandma with her delivery bicycle and a grandpa setting up the restaurant for the day, with a white cat on the street in front of them; and another screenshot suggesting you can combine ingredients to create novel new dishes. The about describes the game as A story that will satisfy your body and soul! Manage a plucky, upcoming ramen shop run by a sweet elderly couple in this narrative-driven store management sim. Get to know the clientele while you help Granny and Gramps build their humble shop into a local institution! Serve up piping hot ramen, fried rice, gyoza, and shumai to happy customers...
October 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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In celebration of the release of Splinter Cell: Deathwatch and the regret of ever looking at public comments in 2025
The "We Are Not The Same" meme featuring the actor Giancarlo Esposito portraying the Breaking Bad character Gustavo Fring. He is wearing a nice suit and is well groomed, modestly adjusting his tie. Text written over him says "I don't care about Splinter Cell: Deathwatch because the John Wick style 70 years old Ninja Santa Claus Sam doesn't capture the semi-realistic technothriller tone of the games. You don't care about Splinter Cell: Deathwatch because having prominent female characters deeply enrages you. We are not the same". And in smaller text below: "No but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you? Pattern recognition? Woke feminism? Go outside, the lack of sunlight has warped your atrophied brains, creepy little freaks".
October 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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But hey I'll take a victory
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Oh hey the dispute over preview footage used for analytical critique resolved 🥳

I suspect it's because their Ninja Santa John Wick series is now out and they were delaying to suppress leaks. Even though
1) it's their own preview and
2) videos become public 48 hours after dispute anyway, so, gg 😜
Two Youtube notifications. Today's notification from 18 hours ago reads 'Claim resolved: "Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Finale and with it the Original Trilogy": Your dispute was successful'. Older notification, 2 weeks ago: 'Video blocked globally: Copyright issues found in "Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory Finale and with it the Original Trilogy", tap to resolve". Screenshot from a streaming piracy website showing Recent Releases, and thumbnails for the first episode of Splinter Cell: Deathwatch and the last episode of Splinter Cell: Deathwatch.
October 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Rawdawg Comics panel in which Stahli is seaten with a look of annoyance on his face and a cigarette hanging over his mouth. Bingus is standing over him with crossed arms and says "indigenous peoples day*", asterisk included. Stahli responds with silence.
October 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Perhaps there should be an anti-thank option. The evening before Sneak Peak 😩
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing a wonder pick that includes Two rare and beautiful cards, out of fifve total cards to randomly pick. Instead of either of the two beautiful rare cards, an extremely common one was rewarded.
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Hit the 20,000 games viewed threshold on the Steam Discovery Queue.

So... much... junk. The proliferation of AI in game development makes skipping to the next title in queue even faster 😭
Screenshot showing Queue activity from Steam's discovery queue. 20009 games have been viewed in the queue, with only 318 wishlisted. 0 games are followed, 95 are actively ignored.
October 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Literally 198.4
A digital bathroom scale. Two bare legs are standing on it, and the scale reads 198.4.
October 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Unrelated to anything, I have recently learned that Spirit Hunter: Death Mark 2 was first released two months before Skibidi Toilet's debut
A screenshot from the video game Spirit Hunter: Death Mark 2. In a school bathroom at night, illuminated by flashlight, a toilet has several garden hoses twisting and sprouting out of it. Blood covers the floor, the stall wall, the toilet, and the hoses. In the middle of the hoses, like a flower among its leaves, is the head of a high school girl, smiling in spite of her grotesque state. The deep bags under her eyes hint the guilt she had felt before choosing to face a vengeful ghost, and the smile suggests the peace she feels despite the meeting's outcome.
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Could it be The Off-Beats?
Screenshot of the cartoon The Off-Beats. On a textured background sit 4 kids and a dog. From left to right is a guy dressed for the cold, a girl sitting on the ground, a girl with glasses, a boy with glasses, and a smarmy-looking dog.
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Last panel from the Scroll of Truth comic. A man standing in ankle-high water angrily throws a scroll to the left while shouting "Nyehhh".
October 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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You vs the gible she tells you not to worry about
Screenshot from the mobile game Pokemon TCG Pocket showing two cards side by side. The left card is Gible, a diminutive dragon. An icon on the bottom left shows it has been collected before. The card on the right has not been collected. It is Gible, a diminutive dragon. It is exactly the same in all respects except the card is slightly shinier. Deluxe Pack EX is written in the upper right corner.
October 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Two panel comic from Scandinavia and the World by Humon. In the top panel, a man and woman wearing a European Union flag are standing before the Pope, the woman distraught and the man accusatory. The Europe man says "Vatican! I think Queen Europe is a witch!" The Pope asks "Oh dear. Why?" Europe man says "She's been making people sick and the milk bad!" The Pope says "Hm, I see. This requires punishment..." In the next panel, the Europe man is tied to a stake as a bonfire is lit under him. The Pope is holding a torch and shouting "Only heathens believe in witches!" The Europe woman sticks out her tongue and waggles her fingers mockingly. Below the comic is the URL for the source: satwcomic.com.
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Also a new Hungry Hearts from GAGEX Co Ltd next month
Google Play Store screenshot for Hungry Hearts Ramen by GAGEX Co Ltd. Currently listed as Coming Soon and rated E for everyone. A checkmark shows the game as pre-registered. Two screenshots of the game are visible that shows a grandpa character setting up the outside of the store as a grandma character smiles from a tricycle, and one that shows food items with the text "Combine ingredients to create novel new ramen!" The game description reads "A narrative-driven ramen shop management sim".
September 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM