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guindeli.bsky.social
@guindeli.bsky.social
Unapologetic southern liberal/Dad/Partner/dog wrangler/theatre nerd/sci-fi and fantasy/pretty great cook/native plant lover/the only way over is through
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the costume design from a 1983 Ocala County dinner theater production of Gone with the Wind?
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Mamdani standing there like Bubba, just knowing what the score is
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So many options!

Cue the NYT headline, “With flannel, Docs, and ‘Who’s sucking Clinton’s c*ck?’ back in the news, it’s like ‘93 all over again” and the corresponding Megyn Kelly op-ed “Pederasty: Good Enough for Ancient Rich Guys!” hot on the heels of her triumphant “It’s EPHEBOPHILIA actually”
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Knoxville, TN turned out to the No Kings rally today
June 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
There’s just something about waking from a solid nap
June 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Nice to see Harvard standing up to bullies.

tl;dr “Go fuck yourself, you orange shit gibbon”
April 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This guy is terrified of the vet, so he has to get drugs beforehand. That post-vaccination nap in the sun courtesy of Prince Trazodone just hits different.
February 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Memo within Health and Human Services tonight. That last bit’s something, huh?

“Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly.”

The plural is super vague, which is great.

Golden age my ass. Golden age of getting mugged in an alley maybe
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Being king is great if you have a solid head on your shoulders”
-Louis XVI
February 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
“Being king is great as long as you can keep your head about you!”-Louis XVI, probably
February 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The dorks of darkness are a good bit less sinister in the light. Pretty decent at selfies too
December 20, 2024 at 8:36 PM
A hounds of hell Yuletide celebration
December 20, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Her boy is home from college ❤️❤️❤️
November 27, 2024 at 2:41 PM
November 24, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Late Breaking: Beelzebub, Lord of Flies and Brain Maggots, named Secretary of Health and Human Services in stunning rebuke of lowly minion Robert Kennedy Jr. Developing
November 13, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Same energy, plus an excellent “detect the human” test
November 12, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I could write a thousand words on my current mood: angry, judgy, skeptical, etc. But I’ll let my friend here have the final words
November 11, 2024 at 1:38 PM