Clouds are broken, all of them

this knowledge is indeed very bad news

Same. But make sure to air dry them.

A job applicant at a previous job walked in for a day of interviews and was rude to our office manager.

He was politely walked out after his first interview after our boss found out.

Fand es gut ausgelegt und leicht nachzuvollziehen!

und auch: was hab ich da grad gelesen 🤯

I apparently look tiny on video calls.

I’m 5’10”.

no it’s el-jibbetuh-kwah (rhymes with Québécois).

I know I’m right because I heard it from a Young Person.

Oh no I have ancient class notes my dad took 70 years ago

I have done this and it’s amazing.

Actually though I just use the leftover delicious liquid from making braised pork belly tho - close enough, and feels as awesome as reusing pickle juice!

I mean if you extract “divine curse” to “accurate observation of human nature” it’s six of one, half a dozen of the other

Today I realized Cassandra was autistic