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guillotine, goblin peasant 🍞🌹
@guillotinegob.bsky.social
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anti-war, feed the poor. bodily autonomy, disability advocacy, redistribution of billionaire hoards, prison abolition, anti-AI, pro-union

NY anarchosocialist trans menace & art loving nerd.

art & cosplay @guillotinegobart.bsky.social
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maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, but instead of the 5 tiers with needs like food, warmth, safety, and friends, it's just the base need color and the text "play game"
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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if you change it using a vpn, it shows a special marker. here's an example
a twitter user whose location was revealed to be russia changed said location to united states, but it's marked with an icon of a triangle shield with an exclamation mark, denoting the user used a vpn
November 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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a comic panel of a dog man turning away, saying, "oh man that is mega nasty. that is dog shit."
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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an angled photo of some cheesy bread on a table. in the background, very blurry, a west highland terrier waits, begging for cheese the same framing, but the cheesy bread is blurry and the focus is on the dog in the background. he is a very focused, serious lad that would like a morsel of tasty cheese baked good for his efforts (being given a bath).
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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an illustration of a twitter-like post. NUTGUZZLER42 @hitlerball_lover1488 posted FUUUCK LOOK WHO THE RADICAL LEFT JUST ELECTED FUUUUCK FUUUUUCK WE'RE FUUUUUCKED. the image below is a person with a happy face, wearing a lovely blue tie, holding out a flower. they're saying, "together we can build a safer, cleaner city for our children!"
November 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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yearly reminder nobody is giving out loose weed candy

that shit is way too expensive
an abc article from 1 day ago: police warn about dangerous lookalike candy ahead of halloween. all of the bags of candy are parody of normal candy, but one has a prominent THC sticker.
October 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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what i'm saying is that if he thinks black people should ~go back to africa~ then he should go back to mars
an image of the racist next to a screenshot of one of the martians from mars attacks. the aliens are basically weird humanoid skeletal creatures but their skulls just fade at the brows into a giant brain looking thing and they have big ass eyeballs like fully exposed in their eye sockets. they're like skinless humans, uncanny and gruesome.
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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ohMYGOD PRETZELS IS MINIONS
a box of frozen illumination minions themed superpretzels. the minions are shaped the same, and the pretzels are stuffed with bright yellow cheese. the joke is soylent green but with minions
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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oh hell yeah i get to drop this meme again
an illustration labeled Know Your Fascist. labels with arrows are pointing to a slight caricature of an average fascist, who is very sweaty, has sunken eyes, and no jaw to neck definition. the text reads: hair provided by a 1980s Lego mini fig. somehow looks too young AND too old. skin looks clammy. eyes too far apart, dead inside. worm, a little worm boy. the smug grin of someone who has never known happiness. expensive yet cheap looking suit and tie.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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the traumatized mr incredible meme
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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june i am going to reach through the computer and press the delete on your post
a meme of spongebob holding a letter that says "restraining order. this order hereby declares that this shit is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my fuckin eyes."
October 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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mamdani's security guy though 😩💦
a personal security guy's back. he's wearing a navy suit and you can still see he's ridiculously jacked, in the video you can see his whole back ripple.
October 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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luxury fragrance,,
a screenshot of four luxury fragrances. there top row consists of a tumi $100 parfum and a dolce & gabbana $80 parfum the bottom row consists of ... disney's cars eau de toilette with a red cap and large image of lightning mcqueen with a "rust-eze" logo and "195mph" and another tumi perume
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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when obvious feds try to bait you
a very old japanese painting of frog-turtle like kappa getting concentrated, defensive (almost laser guided) fart blasted in the face by a fisher they tried to sneak up on.
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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the rowling-peterson mold finds a new host
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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here we have a true adult, showing true displays of courage that will surely stop the fascist machine
a screenshot of user gulf of mexico blue spiral emoji, @saystay.bsky.social posted one day ago: stinky made this hashtag trumpshutdown. this was as a quote reskeet to user mickeyhomerun, @jfkfan.bsky.social, posted the same day, hashtag trumpshutdown more stink from stinky. they included a photo of the back of the cornball pres, with text in all caps that reads STINKY. as we know, it is extremely brave and mature to call a despot that shits his pants "stinky." as readers of history, we know this will definitely prevent mass murder.
October 3, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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lmfao incredible, it's real and it gets funnier
a screenshot of a search result for the poster OP referred to. the screenshot reads: Instagram kang-min lee tv, 2 hours ago. "i was just fired from my job (AGAIN) for my conservative beliefs. they tried to silence m..." the rest of the title is cut off by the character limit. the brief page sample says, "hello everyone. my name is kangmin lee and i was just fired from my job from my conservative beliefs. this wasn't about my job performance..." the sampled page content ends there.
October 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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currently obsessed with this illustration of the yunxian 2 squished skull man
an illustration of a human ancestor, the yunxian man 2, from around 400k-600k years ago. he is visible from the shoulders-up. has dark brown, medium length, wavy hair, a pronounced brow ridge, monolid eyelids with soulful, attentive eyes, a small nose, strong cheekbones, and full lips. and has a short beard, a moustache trimmed well to frame his lips. he has a flower tucked into his hair, just over his left ear. his chest and shoulders are quite hairy. what a ridiculously handsome caveman. image credit jiannan bai/xijun ni
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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getting jury duty summons
a meme of an old man in a red shirt, shrugging. as if he's skipped by all the steps of bargaining, the text reads "i guess i'll serve"
September 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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new jokester butch aunt
a screenshot of a podcast short, with the focus on patton oswalt as a guest. he has large, over-the-ear cup style headphones, a greige and white floral hawaiian shirt buttoned about halfway and a plain white shirt under that. his mouth is open mid word. he's seated in front of a microphone. the text reads: "hurry the fuck up"
September 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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an old comic panel of a person leaning against a window, looking out to the silhouette of a city, saying "what a stupid time to be alive"
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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a comic panel of batman and raphael, the ninja turtle, dramatically standing in the rain. batman says, "i think we're gonna have to keel this guy, raphael." raphael responds, "cowabummer!"
September 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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what a fucking rag, what "response" to "violence against conservatives,"it's conservative-on-conservative violence.

don't pay the nyt for continuing to spread reactionary rhetoric under the guise of "wow look how craaazy they're being, haha.., unless...?"

i wouldn't wipe my ass with their paper
a screenshot of the title and byline of an article on the new york times. the menu bar, showing related tropics, says "zharly cork killing" "memorial" "fusing politics and xhristianity" and "who was cork." the article title says "daily caller opinion column 'explicitly' calls for violence." the byline reads, "the column, by editor at large geoffrey ignersoll, calls for "blood in the streets" in response to violence against conservatives."
September 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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my mom is watching this drama and i told her this guy reminds me of a young john legizamo
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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i made you a reaction pic
a screencap of @miniminuteman milo rossi, edited to have a huge head with big alien eyes, pointing at the screen. behind him are colorful, psychedelic waves. there's poorly aligned text that reads "FED SPOTTED" on the top and bottom. i considered deep frying but it's a moldy enough meme with just compression
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM