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Guil
@guilespelunko.bsky.social
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I edit images in absurd ways for fun
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Kafka and Mr. Samsa go to the park.
Franz Kafka and Gregor Samsa stand in a stock image of an amusement park. Kafka has a twirly hat and a lollipop. Gregor is halfway offscreen, no accessories besides an apple sticking out of his back. Kafka is from a photo of himself, but Gregor is completely drawn.
July 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Hes so sickly and cant pay hoptal bills
Nyanwolfs character Kevin is laying on a bed that resembles a pingpong table, a la stardew valley. He seems to be sickly, an oxygen tank giving him a steady supply of air, and an IV drip giving him sustenance via liquid pizza
May 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Kevin doodles
#nyanwolf #roblox #forsaken
Shedletsky, in a fit of rage, yells "WHY WONT YOU STUN!?". Kevin replies jovially: "R" Noob has eaten a slice of pizza he assumed to be elliots. He is looking over his shoulder nervously at Kevin, enraged and holding a knife and gun. Nyancat elliot is standing peacefully. An arrow and word above their head reads "CLUELESS". Behind them is Kevin, his eye emitting a red mist that trails behind him
May 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Fuck you Kevin you pissed on my wife
Nyanwolfs character Kevin, watching in sorrow as his favorite treats are tarnished by the soil
May 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I cant handle the wait much longer
Ena laying on a hospital bed. She is getting an IV drip through her nove, and she is shaved bald. Her yellow side says "DUDE... FUCK, YES!"
April 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The DELTARUNE MARATHON has been delayed due to not being able to find my headphones oh woe is me
Queen is Anguished
April 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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I may be going in too deep with this one, but I'm gonna try to do one deltarune run a day until June 5th!! A wheel will decide whether it is chapter 1 or 2, and a second wheel will decide whether it's pacifist, asshole, or if it's chapter 2, weird.

Stay tuned!!
A similar image to the last, reading "June 5 deltarune marathon" Kris is flabbergasted and is pointing their finger at the text Susie is staring contemplatively at the viewer Ralsei is a goat
April 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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The wait is agonizing
A picure with a black background reading "DELTRUN". It features the deltarune characters Kris, Susie, and Ralsei all in varying art styles. Susie is just her sprite from the game.
April 7, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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For April Fools Day I drew a normal celebrity in a normal situation, no nonsense
Adam Sandler sitting in a library reading a red book
April 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Girl that is Delilah Copperspoon (with more hair)
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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#limbuscompany

자유롭게 날아가보자
A screenshot from Cookie Run: Kingdom. Mozzarella cookie is saying "Do not hesitate any longer and fly freely to the skies. I shall open the path for thee" Sinclair is coorelated to "Do not hesitate any longer," Yi Sang to "fly freely to the skies," and Vergilius to "I shall open the path for thee"
March 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Smile!! God loves you!! Have a wonderful day!!
A cute smiling dog in a room. A man calls it over to no avail To: mi********@hotmail.com From: Jo******@yahoo.com Re: SMILE!! Heard you were feeling down, so I made a little something for you! How about we grab lunch tomorrow? It'll be my treat. [image attachment] Hope you feel better soon Mirae Signed, Jk
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Meursault, Fucked-Up Foam Head and The Canine-Like Thing in The Blue Room. The party never ends
In a blue room, 3 characters are present. Arthur Meursault from The Stranger, a Fucked Up Foam Head on a pike, and a Canine-Like Thing. The small murderer stands near the wall, saying "Mama died today" the Foam Head exclaims "Omg is that Arthur Meursault". The Canine-Like Thing has a cup on it's head, and says "I gotdrinks [sic]"
March 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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We are always two steps ahead.
An army of Nickotrons, on a barren landscape made of lamyeon noodles of various colors. The sky is red due to high chili pepper content
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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March 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Life is good (~45 pulls f2p)
March 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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New cookie teased in Cookie Run trailer
March 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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In case anyone told you f2p isnt viable
Shadow Milk Cookies Sage of Truth skin A lineup of Awakened Golden Cheese, Awakened Dark Cacao, Awakened Pure Vanilla, Mystic Flour, Hollyberry, Moonlight, Pitaya Drahon, Oyster, Capsaicin, and Camellia cookie
March 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I can't believe they're making a severance spinoff starring Andrew Tate. How could they.
Severance spinoff starring Andrew Tate
March 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Happy Womens Day
An excerpt from the graphic novel Diary of A Wimpy Kid, in which Susan Heffley is scolding Rodrick Heffley, saying "Do you have anything you want to say to women?" Rodrick replies by writing "I'm sorry women."
March 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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I drew KSIs head flying to outer space
The disembodied (yet living) head of KSI encased in a blue glass dome on an angular gray thing. A thruster on the bottom gives him upward momentum toward the stars. That's just how the story goes.
March 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Purple guy if Scott knew what he was fudging doing
February 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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고양이 시간이야!!!!
ITS TIME FOR CATS!!!
February 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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I hope you all like my cats
저희 고양이들을 좋아하면 좋겠습니다
February 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Feeling Sevious
January 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM