ben
@guidetobirds.bsky.social
guidetobirds on twitter, thegoalie on bandcamp, i have several email addresses as well
focus is a little ehh but check this nuthatch action shot!
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
focus is a little ehh but check this nuthatch action shot!
leaves blowing around everywhere. this is his super bowl
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
leaves blowing around everywhere. this is his super bowl
my dad: you're gonna say go for it again
me: (already texting him this chart that i found on google)
me: (already texting him this chart that i found on google)
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
my dad: you're gonna say go for it again
me: (already texting him this chart that i found on google)
me: (already texting him this chart that i found on google)
i gotta know what’s going on with matt
October 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i gotta know what’s going on with matt
rest in peace, angel baby
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
rest in peace, angel baby
jt pointing to first 🫡
October 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
jt pointing to first 🫡
“jared kushner and the saudis bought EA in order to replace artists and actors with AI” wow my bingo card is already totally full and it’s only 10 am on monday
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“jared kushner and the saudis bought EA in order to replace artists and actors with AI” wow my bingo card is already totally full and it’s only 10 am on monday
updated to ios 26 today
September 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
updated to ios 26 today
the thing is, they didn't NEED to "distract" me with this to advance their vile right-wing agenda! they were doing it anyway!
September 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
the thing is, they didn't NEED to "distract" me with this to advance their vile right-wing agenda! they were doing it anyway!
well of course the gold man would say that
September 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
well of course the gold man would say that
showing up to a meeting wearing the same shirt that i had on for my staff photo
August 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
showing up to a meeting wearing the same shirt that i had on for my staff photo
apple music randomly and erroneously notifying me that this shitty dance track is a "new Carissa's Wierd single" lmao
July 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
apple music randomly and erroneously notifying me that this shitty dance track is a "new Carissa's Wierd single" lmao
of all the days to have a little schmutz on my camera
July 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
of all the days to have a little schmutz on my camera
one more new york mayor take post and i swear i'm done. the logic at play in this ft lady's personal sidebar. how do you know what "half of market value" would be for an illegal basement apartment? why would a freeze on rent-stabilized apartments affect you, if you're offering so far below market?
July 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
one more new york mayor take post and i swear i'm done. the logic at play in this ft lady's personal sidebar. how do you know what "half of market value" would be for an illegal basement apartment? why would a freeze on rent-stabilized apartments affect you, if you're offering so far below market?
corporate dems are closer politically to the crazy cat guy who faked subway crimes than they are to us
July 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
corporate dems are closer politically to the crazy cat guy who faked subway crimes than they are to us
i can’t believe i got to see a real life drive into deep left field by castellanos and that’ll be a home run
July 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i can’t believe i got to see a real life drive into deep left field by castellanos and that’ll be a home run
chelsea should hire me just to look at fbref and tell them “no”
June 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
chelsea should hire me just to look at fbref and tell them “no”
a functioning state would ban this. instead, it is being advertised to us 24/7 as the solution to all of our problems
June 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
a functioning state would ban this. instead, it is being advertised to us 24/7 as the solution to all of our problems
checkin in on the phils and every part of this image is stressful to me
May 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
checkin in on the phils and every part of this image is stressful to me
that’s too much for one bird. put some back. thank you!
May 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
that’s too much for one bird. put some back. thank you!
