Egg The Universe
@gugubab83.bsky.social
Primarily the blog of Egg The Universe*, and occasionally his coworkers.
Supposedly a Johnpost archive as well.
*(roleplayed by The John.)
Supposedly a Johnpost archive as well.
*(roleplayed by The John.)
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Egg The Universe
@gugubab83.bsky.social
· Nov 14
The quintessential Johnpost, the birth of P Man!
Dating all the way back to the 18th of August, 2018.
I have yet to meet this legendary figure...
~ Egg
Dating all the way back to the 18th of August, 2018.
I have yet to meet this legendary figure...
~ Egg
Hit the deck!
Santa has reached maximum jollility, and he is positively-yet-negatively and even literally biblically accurate!
This is going to be a long holiday, I reckon.
~ Egg
Santa has reached maximum jollility, and he is positively-yet-negatively and even literally biblically accurate!
This is going to be a long holiday, I reckon.
~ Egg
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Hit the deck!
Santa has reached maximum jollility, and he is positively-yet-negatively and even literally biblically accurate!
This is going to be a long holiday, I reckon.
~ Egg
Santa has reached maximum jollility, and he is positively-yet-negatively and even literally biblically accurate!
This is going to be a long holiday, I reckon.
~ Egg
Happy Bog Fred day!
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Happy Bog Fred day!
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
Ah, the first snow.
Always a little moving, majestic even.
RTF is soaring through the sky with positive pervor, while everyone else is taking it in on the ground.
Warm cup of tea in hand, of course, courtesy of yours truly.
~ Egg
Always a little moving, majestic even.
RTF is soaring through the sky with positive pervor, while everyone else is taking it in on the ground.
Warm cup of tea in hand, of course, courtesy of yours truly.
~ Egg
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Ah, the first snow.
Always a little moving, majestic even.
RTF is soaring through the sky with positive pervor, while everyone else is taking it in on the ground.
Warm cup of tea in hand, of course, courtesy of yours truly.
~ Egg
Always a little moving, majestic even.
RTF is soaring through the sky with positive pervor, while everyone else is taking it in on the ground.
Warm cup of tea in hand, of course, courtesy of yours truly.
~ Egg
My boss is looking forward to the frost season, as he intends to teach Bog Fred to ice skate.
Apparently he enjoys it a fair bit, never knew.
I am unable to skate myself, but I plan to accompany them to the rink anyway. It is always nice to witness Santa treat Bog Fred like a son.
~ Egg
Apparently he enjoys it a fair bit, never knew.
I am unable to skate myself, but I plan to accompany them to the rink anyway. It is always nice to witness Santa treat Bog Fred like a son.
~ Egg
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My boss is looking forward to the frost season, as he intends to teach Bog Fred to ice skate.
Apparently he enjoys it a fair bit, never knew.
I am unable to skate myself, but I plan to accompany them to the rink anyway. It is always nice to witness Santa treat Bog Fred like a son.
~ Egg
Apparently he enjoys it a fair bit, never knew.
I am unable to skate myself, but I plan to accompany them to the rink anyway. It is always nice to witness Santa treat Bog Fred like a son.
~ Egg
The days are getting ever shorter...
Time Captains doesn't seem to care at all, but to me it is a little mystical, still.
A little extra night can be appreciated, especially by the sleepers in the world, I reckon.
One could say that they could be getting the "big" sleeps.
~ Egg
Time Captains doesn't seem to care at all, but to me it is a little mystical, still.
A little extra night can be appreciated, especially by the sleepers in the world, I reckon.
One could say that they could be getting the "big" sleeps.
~ Egg
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The days are getting ever shorter...
Time Captains doesn't seem to care at all, but to me it is a little mystical, still.
A little extra night can be appreciated, especially by the sleepers in the world, I reckon.
One could say that they could be getting the "big" sleeps.
~ Egg
Time Captains doesn't seem to care at all, but to me it is a little mystical, still.
A little extra night can be appreciated, especially by the sleepers in the world, I reckon.
One could say that they could be getting the "big" sleeps.
~ Egg
I have been tasked with relaying a message for The Big Sleep, as it does not know how to use a computer.
"The autumn breeze calls to you
As the world turns to colours
You put on a mask to hide your own
To pretend, or perhaps
To find out what you really are"
I did not expect this from them.
~ Egg
"The autumn breeze calls to you
As the world turns to colours
You put on a mask to hide your own
To pretend, or perhaps
To find out what you really are"
I did not expect this from them.
~ Egg
October 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I have been tasked with relaying a message for The Big Sleep, as it does not know how to use a computer.
"The autumn breeze calls to you
As the world turns to colours
You put on a mask to hide your own
To pretend, or perhaps
To find out what you really are"
I did not expect this from them.
~ Egg
"The autumn breeze calls to you
As the world turns to colours
You put on a mask to hide your own
To pretend, or perhaps
To find out what you really are"
I did not expect this from them.
~ Egg
Autumn has been truly great so far.
~ Egg
~ Egg
September 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Autumn has been truly great so far.
~ Egg
~ Egg
It has been so warm recently, that The Big Sleep actually melted into a puddle.
Of course, it is unharmed, merely showing off its feelings about the weather.
Not that we are actually affected by it...
...The Big Sleep is just very empathetic.
~ Egg
Of course, it is unharmed, merely showing off its feelings about the weather.
Not that we are actually affected by it...
...The Big Sleep is just very empathetic.
~ Egg
August 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It has been so warm recently, that The Big Sleep actually melted into a puddle.
Of course, it is unharmed, merely showing off its feelings about the weather.
Not that we are actually affected by it...
...The Big Sleep is just very empathetic.
~ Egg
Of course, it is unharmed, merely showing off its feelings about the weather.
Not that we are actually affected by it...
...The Big Sleep is just very empathetic.
~ Egg
We have been trying to "gossip" amongst each other lately.
Supposedly, The Big Sleep is hirsute.
It's going alright so far, I reckon.
~ Egg
Supposedly, The Big Sleep is hirsute.
It's going alright so far, I reckon.
~ Egg
August 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We have been trying to "gossip" amongst each other lately.
Supposedly, The Big Sleep is hirsute.
It's going alright so far, I reckon.
~ Egg
Supposedly, The Big Sleep is hirsute.
It's going alright so far, I reckon.
~ Egg
In our modern world, one has to recall Helen of Troy.
Once, the most beautiful woman in the world, with a "face that launched a thousand ships"...
Nowadays, one doesn't even need beauty, or a beautiful soul to launch their own armada, to fight their pointless wars...
Merely volume is needed.
T.C.
Once, the most beautiful woman in the world, with a "face that launched a thousand ships"...
Nowadays, one doesn't even need beauty, or a beautiful soul to launch their own armada, to fight their pointless wars...
Merely volume is needed.
T.C.
July 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
In our modern world, one has to recall Helen of Troy.
Once, the most beautiful woman in the world, with a "face that launched a thousand ships"...
Nowadays, one doesn't even need beauty, or a beautiful soul to launch their own armada, to fight their pointless wars...
Merely volume is needed.
T.C.
Once, the most beautiful woman in the world, with a "face that launched a thousand ships"...
Nowadays, one doesn't even need beauty, or a beautiful soul to launch their own armada, to fight their pointless wars...
Merely volume is needed.
T.C.
It has been relatively calm here recently, uneventful.
Always wise to appreciate that when it comes, I reckon.
~ Egg
Always wise to appreciate that when it comes, I reckon.
~ Egg
July 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It has been relatively calm here recently, uneventful.
Always wise to appreciate that when it comes, I reckon.
~ Egg
Always wise to appreciate that when it comes, I reckon.
~ Egg
Sometimes...
...I feel like I'm unable to look behind me, as if something both deep within me, and vastly beyond me reckons that I should not see what lies behind my back.
Some other times, though, I just about spot that statue in my peripherals, just before I'm forced to face forward.
~ Egg
...I feel like I'm unable to look behind me, as if something both deep within me, and vastly beyond me reckons that I should not see what lies behind my back.
Some other times, though, I just about spot that statue in my peripherals, just before I'm forced to face forward.
~ Egg
June 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sometimes...
...I feel like I'm unable to look behind me, as if something both deep within me, and vastly beyond me reckons that I should not see what lies behind my back.
Some other times, though, I just about spot that statue in my peripherals, just before I'm forced to face forward.
~ Egg
...I feel like I'm unable to look behind me, as if something both deep within me, and vastly beyond me reckons that I should not see what lies behind my back.
Some other times, though, I just about spot that statue in my peripherals, just before I'm forced to face forward.
~ Egg
Corpus Christi?
or
Corpus Crispy?
Mmm...
I celebrate the latter with eggs and smoked lamb cuts, both fried.
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
or
Corpus Crispy?
Mmm...
I celebrate the latter with eggs and smoked lamb cuts, both fried.
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
June 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Corpus Christi?
or
Corpus Crispy?
Mmm...
I celebrate the latter with eggs and smoked lamb cuts, both fried.
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
or
Corpus Crispy?
Mmm...
I celebrate the latter with eggs and smoked lamb cuts, both fried.
~ D.M.B.Y.S.C.
Ah, the summer solstice. Just around the corner...
Business remains as usual, I reckon, but we do observe it in our own ways...
Time Captains pulls an all-nighter, Santa chases the sunset around the globe, and I simply enjoy the elongated day.
Hope that your solstice is as pleasant as ours!
~ Egg
Business remains as usual, I reckon, but we do observe it in our own ways...
Time Captains pulls an all-nighter, Santa chases the sunset around the globe, and I simply enjoy the elongated day.
Hope that your solstice is as pleasant as ours!
~ Egg
June 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ah, the summer solstice. Just around the corner...
Business remains as usual, I reckon, but we do observe it in our own ways...
Time Captains pulls an all-nighter, Santa chases the sunset around the globe, and I simply enjoy the elongated day.
Hope that your solstice is as pleasant as ours!
~ Egg
Business remains as usual, I reckon, but we do observe it in our own ways...
Time Captains pulls an all-nighter, Santa chases the sunset around the globe, and I simply enjoy the elongated day.
Hope that your solstice is as pleasant as ours!
~ Egg
It's June.
Life is in full swing, everything is blossoming, growing, beautiful...
All of nature is wondrously alive, including you.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a part of it all.
Happy Pride Month!
~ Egg T. Universe
Life is in full swing, everything is blossoming, growing, beautiful...
All of nature is wondrously alive, including you.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a part of it all.
Happy Pride Month!
~ Egg T. Universe
June 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It's June.
Life is in full swing, everything is blossoming, growing, beautiful...
All of nature is wondrously alive, including you.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a part of it all.
Happy Pride Month!
~ Egg T. Universe
Life is in full swing, everything is blossoming, growing, beautiful...
All of nature is wondrously alive, including you.
Don't let anyone tell you that you're not a part of it all.
Happy Pride Month!
~ Egg T. Universe
We've tried to get The Big Sleep to make a post, but every time I check it before uploading, it is just an image of a QR code.
I know it can speak, write, so I reckoned that it would post something else. But it is always just that code.
Very, very peculiar.
~ Egg
I know it can speak, write, so I reckoned that it would post something else. But it is always just that code.
Very, very peculiar.
~ Egg
May 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
We've tried to get The Big Sleep to make a post, but every time I check it before uploading, it is just an image of a QR code.
I know it can speak, write, so I reckoned that it would post something else. But it is always just that code.
Very, very peculiar.
~ Egg
I know it can speak, write, so I reckoned that it would post something else. But it is always just that code.
Very, very peculiar.
~ Egg
I just had to inquire, for the sake of my nerves.
Attempted to find out the easy way, but Time Captains didn't elaborate much. I had to consult my gaffer, then.
Turns out I have nothing to worry about...
...but now I'm curious, he said it's "natural" yet also "inevitable".
Hm...
~ Egg
Attempted to find out the easy way, but Time Captains didn't elaborate much. I had to consult my gaffer, then.
Turns out I have nothing to worry about...
...but now I'm curious, he said it's "natural" yet also "inevitable".
Hm...
~ Egg
May 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just had to inquire, for the sake of my nerves.
Attempted to find out the easy way, but Time Captains didn't elaborate much. I had to consult my gaffer, then.
Turns out I have nothing to worry about...
...but now I'm curious, he said it's "natural" yet also "inevitable".
Hm...
~ Egg
Attempted to find out the easy way, but Time Captains didn't elaborate much. I had to consult my gaffer, then.
Turns out I have nothing to worry about...
...but now I'm curious, he said it's "natural" yet also "inevitable".
Hm...
~ Egg
Something terrible is on the horizon, I can just feel it.
Well, maybe not terrible, but something significant, I reckon.
In fact, earlier, Time Captains has inexplicably exclaimed: "It is, It was, It is to come." whilst staring off into naught.
I didn't get it then, but I'm afraid now.
~ Egg
Well, maybe not terrible, but something significant, I reckon.
In fact, earlier, Time Captains has inexplicably exclaimed: "It is, It was, It is to come." whilst staring off into naught.
I didn't get it then, but I'm afraid now.
~ Egg
May 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Something terrible is on the horizon, I can just feel it.
Well, maybe not terrible, but something significant, I reckon.
In fact, earlier, Time Captains has inexplicably exclaimed: "It is, It was, It is to come." whilst staring off into naught.
I didn't get it then, but I'm afraid now.
~ Egg
Well, maybe not terrible, but something significant, I reckon.
In fact, earlier, Time Captains has inexplicably exclaimed: "It is, It was, It is to come." whilst staring off into naught.
I didn't get it then, but I'm afraid now.
~ Egg
Now that I think about it, it's strange that there isn't one of us for the consecutive May holidays.
On the other hand, I reckon that it's better than there aren't too many of us.
I wonder...
~ Egg
On the other hand, I reckon that it's better than there aren't too many of us.
I wonder...
~ Egg
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Now that I think about it, it's strange that there isn't one of us for the consecutive May holidays.
On the other hand, I reckon that it's better than there aren't too many of us.
I wonder...
~ Egg
On the other hand, I reckon that it's better than there aren't too many of us.
I wonder...
~ Egg
It's a beautiful day.
We are considering having a picnic, but Time Captains won't leave his study.
It would be a shame if he missed out, I reckon.
~ Egg
We are considering having a picnic, but Time Captains won't leave his study.
It would be a shame if he missed out, I reckon.
~ Egg
April 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
It's a beautiful day.
We are considering having a picnic, but Time Captains won't leave his study.
It would be a shame if he missed out, I reckon.
~ Egg
We are considering having a picnic, but Time Captains won't leave his study.
It would be a shame if he missed out, I reckon.
~ Egg
I apologize for yesterday's posts.
We were celebrating "my" day, however, unbeknownst to me, it intersected with a "special" other kind of holiday.
Long story short, I ended up "intoxicated", and the posts came from and during my "flight of fancy", I reckon.
This shouldn't happen again.
~ Egg
We were celebrating "my" day, however, unbeknownst to me, it intersected with a "special" other kind of holiday.
Long story short, I ended up "intoxicated", and the posts came from and during my "flight of fancy", I reckon.
This shouldn't happen again.
~ Egg
April 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I apologize for yesterday's posts.
We were celebrating "my" day, however, unbeknownst to me, it intersected with a "special" other kind of holiday.
Long story short, I ended up "intoxicated", and the posts came from and during my "flight of fancy", I reckon.
This shouldn't happen again.
~ Egg
We were celebrating "my" day, however, unbeknownst to me, it intersected with a "special" other kind of holiday.
Long story short, I ended up "intoxicated", and the posts came from and during my "flight of fancy", I reckon.
This shouldn't happen again.
~ Egg
Bog Fred this isn't weed
April 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Bog Fred this isn't weed
I ate his head.
April 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I ate his head.