Matty
@guerresok.bsky.social
43, INFJ, Hopeless romantic, Avid reader, love dogs, the colors blue, green, and purple, gaming (d&d, pc & ps5). Night owl. New England area.
I wish everyone I followed over there would come here. X is a cesspool now. It was (slightly) better when it was still Twitter. Very few have left it for here. Only one other I know of off the top my head. A few have said they were gonna, but didn't stay on bsky long and went back. 🙁
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I wish everyone I followed over there would come here. X is a cesspool now. It was (slightly) better when it was still Twitter. Very few have left it for here. Only one other I know of off the top my head. A few have said they were gonna, but didn't stay on bsky long and went back. 🙁
Sloppy. 😂😂 Yeah, figures.
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Sloppy. 😂😂 Yeah, figures.
They sell it on t-shirt hell. Is where I bought it, many years ago. I also own the gang bang elves. Kinda want to buy the happy fucking whatever sometime too.
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December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They sell it on t-shirt hell. Is where I bought it, many years ago. I also own the gang bang elves. Kinda want to buy the happy fucking whatever sometime too.
www.tshirthell.com/collections/...
www.tshirthell.com/collections/...
Can we wrap them up to go? Jk. I have clown orgy wrapping paper... 😂 (only mentioning cuz you're prob one of the only people that might appreciate it.)
December 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can we wrap them up to go? Jk. I have clown orgy wrapping paper... 😂 (only mentioning cuz you're prob one of the only people that might appreciate it.)
Agree with the latter part. Sometimes wish stuff would sneak up on me. Always bummed out that time of year. Sometimes sucks having a birthday super close to v-day.
December 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Agree with the latter part. Sometimes wish stuff would sneak up on me. Always bummed out that time of year. Sometimes sucks having a birthday super close to v-day.
Probably stay up all day, eat dinner, and then promptly pass out having been awake for 24-26 hours, completely missing the new years celebrations. 😂 😂
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Probably stay up all day, eat dinner, and then promptly pass out having been awake for 24-26 hours, completely missing the new years celebrations. 😂 😂
You guys end up getting much snow? Think we were just over 2" over here. Maybe 2.5, idk. About my pinky worth, not that that helps. 😂 😂 At least it was light and fluffy and easy to move.
December 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You guys end up getting much snow? Think we were just over 2" over here. Maybe 2.5, idk. About my pinky worth, not that that helps. 😂 😂 At least it was light and fluffy and easy to move.
Ngl, I want those peanut butter ones. They look delish!
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ngl, I want those peanut butter ones. They look delish!
3, absolutely. Followed by 1... 2in last place. (personal thing. Red does nothing for me. Absolutely love that green, and it looks fantastic on you)
December 24, 2025 at 11:07 AM
3, absolutely. Followed by 1... 2in last place. (personal thing. Red does nothing for me. Absolutely love that green, and it looks fantastic on you)
Wishing you the best! No insomnia, but can minorly relate. My sleep has been messed up the last week too. Over 20 years at one of the major shipping companies. It's been crunch time for us. Lol. Thankfully only 2 days left. Just Mon and Tues.
December 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Wishing you the best! No insomnia, but can minorly relate. My sleep has been messed up the last week too. Over 20 years at one of the major shipping companies. It's been crunch time for us. Lol. Thankfully only 2 days left. Just Mon and Tues.
Double gif, as I've probably seen both of these equally as many times. It's lots, lol.
two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "
ALT: two men are standing on stairs in front of a wall with a guitar on it and a sign that says " love capitalism "
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December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Double gif, as I've probably seen both of these equally as many times. It's lots, lol.
Then there's me, that has to take Vit D supplements, because I've worked 3rd shift for forever and don't see much, nor get along very well with that big fiery yellow asshole in the sky. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Then there's me, that has to take Vit D supplements, because I've worked 3rd shift for forever and don't see much, nor get along very well with that big fiery yellow asshole in the sky. 😂
Guess I'm a heathen then. 😂 I prefer ham over turkey, and I'm 100% having Mac and cheese with it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Guess I'm a heathen then. 😂 I prefer ham over turkey, and I'm 100% having Mac and cheese with it.
Hard one, but prob Bosch.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hard one, but prob Bosch.
Either that or it wanted more jiggle. 🤷🏻♂️😉😂
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Either that or it wanted more jiggle. 🤷🏻♂️😉😂
Ended up getting zero trick or treaters where I am.
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ended up getting zero trick or treaters where I am.
Or any of them from queen of the damned. But true blood is a good choice too! Could toss in vamp diaries too. Enjoyed that show when it was on.
a woman wearing a crown and a necklace with a heart shaped pendant on her forehead
ALT: a woman wearing a crown and a necklace with a heart shaped pendant on her forehead
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October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Or any of them from queen of the damned. But true blood is a good choice too! Could toss in vamp diaries too. Enjoyed that show when it was on.
Pretty sure it's not a slutty frog.. So 🐸😂
October 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Pretty sure it's not a slutty frog.. So 🐸😂
😂 Sorry. Made me chuckle.
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
😂 Sorry. Made me chuckle.