hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times?
youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI

summation: do not credit your enemy with a level of competence he has not demonstrated

I’m building a list of things to say when people ask why I’m masking. Here are some gems:

- “Do I know you?”
- *Silently offer a stick of gum/a mint*
- “Do you get paid for sick time?”
- *Guttural scream*
- “I can’t hear you, I have a mask on.”
- “Not interested.”