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I like radishes. I can always add more later, right? Right?

(Ha, yes, I can)
What an incredibly odd letter. I hope the article helps turn up some answers for the family!
October 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Correct you are. Even being a good mood I can’t figure that one out.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s possible he’s from a background that throws the TP in the trash (some places with bad pipes do this), but I may just be feeling generous today. . . and unless the washroom trash is fairly large, she probably would have noticed the need to empty it more frequently.
October 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Yikes. $5. They should have refunded the full order + a credit (not that she’s likely to want door dash ever again) and advised they were doing a heck of a lot more to address the situation - maybe they couldn’t provide details for legal reasons, but should be doing something more and say so.
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Oh, ok, I think I understand your argument a bit better now. Thank you. You have a concern with CBC television production specifically. I am talking about the entire suite of CBC offerings, which includes so much more than Tv shows.
September 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Okie dokie artichokie. Again, the CBC is a lot more than TV. I personally place high value on it. You clearly don’t, and that’s ok.

But hey, why don’t you give a few hours of CBC radio channels a shot? That’s the real fun. Also, it’s free to you, taxpayer!
September 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
CBC is more than watching tv and their programming on all forums is pretty top notch.

The multiplicity of e-choices is the same problem we faced as a nation valuing its diverse uniqueness in the ‘70s(or 50s,60s,80s,etc.): inundation from the elephant below us, which no longer sleeps.
September 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
What, you don’t like a side of Adventure! with your groceries? Choice is, like, an illusion, man.
September 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And of course, it’s okay if you don’t know - I get that it’s a pretty heavy question.
August 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
You sound like you know the science better than I do. May I ask: forgetting bureaucracy and politics, from a practical standpoint, what would make it easier to pre-empt the need for these kind of searches in future? Like, are there waste management techniques, or is it forensics no matter what?
August 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So I’m nerdy and looked into it - solid waste collection records are destroyed after 7 years in Wpg. Although maybe they held them given previous search attempt?

Regardless, I hope these searches give families some closure (and really hope no one else is in that dump too, how terrible).
August 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
They’re prob very different searches. They have to figure out which sections to search based on records, which from a decade ago might be hard to find, if they still exist (gov’t records are usually retained only for a set time, depending on content). Plus depth, type of stuff to dig through, etc.
August 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I am definitely interested in watching the momderdome. They both wear their dresses whilst momderdoming, yes?
August 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yep, I think of some of the other places I’ve lived or had friends live and I imagine it’s going to be a banner year for whoever sells walking casts in the city.
July 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Also, remind not to get you mad at me. Your curses are a thing of subtle yet frustrating beauty.
July 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m just grateful I’m right next to a main route. Stop near home is a longer walk (but old stop was 1/2 block away, so…), but more frequent buses. On the plus side, they put a stop less than a block from my office, so homeward is slightly better. I hear no one else had near as much luck!
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’ve paid a small fortune for local strawberries this year. And will continue to do so. Lady ahead of me in line bought $500 (Canadian) worth so she can freeze them and never buy American again. F**k your blueberries indeed.
July 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh man, the ones that make you think you’re awake are the worst! I sometimes get them multiple in a row (like 5x fake wake-ups). Like reality these days isn’t surreal enough, do we need the possibility it’s a literal nightmare too?
June 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I will forever hear her jaw clicking on that banana in my nightmares.
March 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I find the concept of eating a banana in bed slightly ominous. Imagine waking up to an errant peel nestled gently next to your head. Blargh.
March 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Maybe she’s NOT born with it, maybe it’s May/ball/ism
March 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don’t think he realizes that for a whole shwack of us, being Canadian specifically means NOT being American. Like, whole generations of us have been mentally preparing for the day our nutty neighbour started shitting on our lawn.

Get the hose, Joanne.
February 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Gunhild Carling would like a word with you. . .
December 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
You ever run into a flock of wild turkeys on the highway after dark? (not literally, my car came with brakes and I have eyes). They just stand there looking at you like you crashed the party. Great birds, turkeys. Great stupid birds.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 PM
And doors. One of ours requires a treacherous jaunt down extremely worn-out stairs, at the bottom of which you will find roughly 150 beautiful vintage doors in what can best be described as a giant 1990’s-era poster display case. The smell is, well, interesting.

And then there’s the knob room.
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM